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IIN that I'm more scared to eat canned rattlesnake than tarantula?
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I don't have a phobia of either, it's just whenever I consider buying one, I always lean more towards the zebra tarantula. Which would you eat if you had to? Keep in mind it's seasoned.
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Flu? Usually people would put cancer or AIDS as an option to indicate how hideous the first two options are.

You fucking soft cock.
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Sorry I'm ashamed.
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@: Rihyae
Damn right :P

(I'm taking the piss, if that's not already obvious).
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I didn't think tarantula came canned, but it shouldn't be surprising. The real kicker is if you can identify the legs in there or not.
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Legs and all.
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@: Rihyae
Oh, lawd. I've had rattlesnake - it tasted like chicken, naturally -, so I've gotta say the tarantula would be required for a true epicurean experience. But fuck that sounds off-putting. I bet it jiggles on your fork, but not a whole lot. Kinda like old jello with liquid pockets and patchy fur.
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Oh no it's baked and has a crunch.
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