I keep hearing about how useless English is as a major... which really bums me out considering how much I've been struggling to find out exactly what kind of major I should consider.
Is English really that useless of a major? Or is just underrated?
Is English really that useless of a major? Or is just underrated?

It's a better option in general than, say, getting a degree in criminology and then working in a sausage factory. Although, to be fair, what they put in sausages actually is pretty criminal.
If you really like language, you can choose something like linguistics or interpretation if you learn a foreign language as well... I hope this helps somewhat. :/
If you, however, wanted to teach English, then... Big surprise! English as a major would be useful!
Communication
Psychology
History
Liberal Arts
Anything in art in general
I might as well just NOT go to college at all :/