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Is it normal for guys to pee sitting down at night?
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If I need to go at night, I find the bathroom in darkness, aim in darkness, and maintain my aim by sound until I'm done.
(I can see enough from the ambient lighting from outside.)

I just recently heard that some of the guys I know sit down like ladies when having a piss at night.
I'm sticking with my method, but I'd like to find out which method is more common.

So... Is that normal? What do you do?
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I'm a girl and I pee standing up (all the time).
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How?
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@: FocoUS
With my penis. Doesn't everyone have one?
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Why?
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Why do men?
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I have no clue. I'd want to sit down to pee either way, so I'm confused as to why you're going out of your way to stand..
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You know I don't actually pee standing up right? It was just a penis joke.
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O_o. I knew that..yeah..I uh..



Lol.
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Wow, you must have really good aim.
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It's hilarious that so many men attach a masculine sense of acheivement to pissing while standing up
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aisnota
It is rather comical, but so are the countless other masculine stereotypes. I have been peeing sitting down since I realized that I would avoid having urine splash back up onto my legs/pants. That's being tall in a world made for shorter people for you. Maybe if the toilet was higher up...
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Only if I am too drunk to be able to maintain steady aim while standing.
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Only if you are Larry David.
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Ratio of me peeing standing up to me peeing sitting down is 1:1. Day or night, there's no logic in it. I just do what I do.
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If I had a penis, I would tell you. But sadly, I don't have one.
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Why sadly? I'm glad I have a vagina.
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I'm glad you do too.

That's a weird sentence isn't it :/
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I don't find it weird babe ;)
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But it would be cool to have both.
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@: Couman
Yeah. I would have sex with myself.
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Wanna borrow mine? We could do a weekend trade.
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No, I don't like vibrators.
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haha but I have a real penis, it only vibrates when I drink too much coffee.
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If i wake up in the middle of the night and i am too lazy to stand then yeah i sit.
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Only if i'm pooping.
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s77
Watch out for your friends. Gay.
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It all depends on ambient lighting. But standing for both cases.
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I only piss in plastic bottles.Light or no lights
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What good is it to anyone if I stand? Sitting is more comfortable anyway and you don't make other people sit in your piss. I'm a social pisser.
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If its nighttime, people can be tired. So why not sit?
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IIN I am creeped out at all the men admitting they sit down to go to the toilet? I thought they always stood. Except when making a number two of course.
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i only sit down in the morn, every guy has the same thing then,
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Sit down. Can't be bothered to aim while half-asleep.
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DeadGIrlsDon'tSayNo
Don't be a pussy! Stand up and piss like a man! if you happen to miss or spill all over the floor... well, too bad. Hopefully you have a woman to clean it up!
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Dad
I take it that LiveGIrlsDon'tSayYes to you?
I wonder why!
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DeadGIrlsDon'tSayNo
@: Dad
Man, please be funny.. at least once in your life.

If you lack a sense of humour or don't like my jokes -fair enough, nothing to see here -move on.
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I'm sorry to interrupt but what Dad said was fucking hilarious.
You're the one who picked the creepy name. You seriously thought no one would tease you a little on that?
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