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Is it normal I always wanted to be a mermaid?
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Yes, I always wanted to be a mermaid, but was always concerned I wouldn't be able to satisfy my sailor's sexual needs because I wouldn't have a vagina :(

Then a genius painter friend of mine, called René Magritte, solved my problem!!! Yay!!

Sexy Sailors, line up! I'm all ready for you... I will now lure you with my singing...





♫ OooooOooooOooOooOOOooooooOo ♫










♫ Oooo... ♫






♫ OooooOoOOoooo♫oooooooOooooOoOO♫OOOOOOOO ♫




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Who_Fan4Life
11 months ago | pl
The picture on the post made me laugh so hard, and I don't know why.

It looks so helpless there on the beach!
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an-easy-lover
11 months ago | pl
@: Who_Fan4Life
same , omg
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Captain_Kegstand
11 months ago | pl
That is a little scary looking actually, although me thinks there are guys out there that would still do it lolz.
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Anonymous Poll Creator
11 months ago | pl
@: Captain_Kegstand
There are 6 votes for "Sure, why not?" so far. Yay me!! Must be my singing...
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Captain_Kegstand
11 months ago | pl
@: Anonymous
HaHa point taken, but can you imagine trying to have sex while smelling that fish smell?
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Avant-Garde
5 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
@: Captain_Kegstand
Just dump a bucket of perfume on it as you make love.
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Captain_Kegstand
4 months, 2 weeks ago | pl
@: Avant-Garde
Naha the ol Irish shower!
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nightmare28
11 months ago | pl
If you kiss this woman or go down on her, will probably taste the same.
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Jweezee
10 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
Sure, I'd get you tide up, give you a shorgasm, and leave you gasping for air. I mean, I'd like nice sea cups on the upper half but capsize isn't that important to me. But come on, singing to all the sexy sailors? You're gonna get molluskum contagiosum. 

But to be honest, I really want to make love to a half dick-thongian woman :(
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Anonymous Poll Creator
10 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
@: Jweezee
hahahaha wavy-haired I bet :)
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Jweezee
10 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
@: Anonymous
Good god! Who is this? Ha

You read my mind. Though, i've been thinking maybe one with straight hair lately ;)
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DannyKanes
11 months ago | pl
You're doing it right :)
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Anonymous Poll Creator
11 months ago | pl
@: DannyKanes
Thanks! ;)
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dappled
11 months ago | pl
lol, I'm a sucker for a woman who can sing, so count me in. :)
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Anonymous Poll Creator
11 months ago | pl
@: dappled
Well, I must be honest... I couldn't sing if my life depended on it... I don't think you heard well from afar. Let me sing again, up-close:

♫ OooooOooOoooOo ♫
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dappled
11 months ago | pl
@: Anonymous
Hmm... :)

Still not close enough, I'm afraid. I hear faint warblings but I think you're going to have to get closer still.
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Finding_Peace_In_A_Mad_World
11 months ago | pl
@: dappled
I wasn't aware that fish could sing...
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dappled
11 months ago | pl
@: Finding_Peace_In_A_Mad_World
Well, it's no coincidence that bass is both a singing voice and a fish. :P
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Finding_Peace_In_A_Mad_World
11 months ago | pl
@: dappled
Fair enough.
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x1frosty16
11 months ago | pl
Perfectly normal I would say lol not now but when I was little I always thought I was a mermaid and was gonna return to the sea someday haha I also thought I was gonna go to hogwarts and I was gonna be a pink ranger :)
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Finding_Peace_In_A_Mad_World
11 months ago | pl
@: x1frosty16
Haha, gotta love kid's imaginations.
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Anonymous Poll Creator
11 months ago | pl
@: x1frosty16
Cute! :)
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radar
11 months ago | pl
Imagine it swimming.
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Anonymous Poll Creator
11 months ago | pl
@: radar
I have. They have yet to invent the word for what I felt. A mix of pity with guilt for the urge to laugh at the hilarity of it.
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jondoerandom
11 months ago | pl
There's a japanese cult gore movie called "mermaid in a manhole". watch it and you'll never think of mermaids again. -_-
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Anonymous Poll Creator
11 months ago | pl
@: jondoerandom
I'll be sure to do that, but I'm kind of scared now. :/
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Shaung1
11 months ago | pl
Funny but i don't know if its normal or not lol
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MissyLeyneous
11 months ago | pl
Bunch of dream squashers... :'D

Bob and Tom FTW! (103.7 The Point)
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Aless
11 months ago | pl
LMAO this was a good one made my day so far...lol
well the psychology of it is typically some one who desires to be a mermaid is some on who is or has thought about a sex change since the mermaid has no male nor female genetelia the person is comfortable with it but this is more common with guys anywho this was a good laugh thank you :)
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Anonymous Poll Creator
11 months ago | pl
@: Aless
'twas my pleasure, really! :)
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Avant-Garde
11 months ago | pl
I like the photo. I wasn't expecting something so surreal:D

I used to want to be a Japanese Lung, so I think it's normal that you want to be a mermaid. I think you should aspire to be a "normal" mermaid as the men probably won't be as weirded out and there are other ways they could pleasure you.
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Anonymous Poll Creator
11 months ago | pl
@: Avant-Garde
Hey, weird cookie! Then I wouldn't have clit! How bad is that, huh? :P

Knowing you the way I do, I'm sure you'll love the rest of Magritte's work! Check it out!
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Avant-Garde
11 months ago | pl
@: Anonymous
Good point! So, I've put allot of thought into this and realized that the best place would be your stomach. You could have a full working vulva right where your bellybutton would be. Oh my, you'd be the talk of the sea! The sailors wouldn't be able to keep their hands off of you and your fishy brethren would be green with envy.

How right you are! I love Magritte's work, the man was a genius!
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Boo!
11 months ago | pl
The picture made me laugh so much!!! Good one.
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bigtoy
11 months ago | pl
If mermaids don't have genitals then where do they piss out of?
Anyway, I don't think that sex with a mermaid is such a good idea - pussies often smell a bit fishy and a merrmaid's pussy would probably stink of fish. And don't forget she'll has had sexwith a shit load of sailors before you so she's bound to have picked up a few STD's...
Better to stick to regular women...
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Avant-Garde
11 months ago | pl
@: bigtoy
They might have a hole in their backs or maybe the waste comes out of their fins.
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lolol555
11 months ago | pl
How the fuck does this get past moderation?
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an-easy-lover
11 months ago | pl
this is funny
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Aleks85
11 months ago | pl
They could always fuck you in the gills.
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nobleserpent
11 months ago | pl
Wasn't this a skit on Family Guy....?
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Anime7
11 months ago | pl
@: nobleserpent
Yes it was. The skit was from the episode where Louis kills stewie. I remember it.
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Anonymous Poll Creator
11 months ago | pl
@: nobleserpent
I wouldn't know.
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KeddersPrincess
11 months ago | pl
@: nobleserpent
"Then where would my penis be?"
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Anime7
11 months ago | pl
@: KeddersPrincess
"Maybe I feel like you owe me something"
*push onto floor*
"God damn it, I can't get up"
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KeddersPrincess
11 months ago | pl
@: Anime7
Hahaha:D Oh, yeah:D That was funny!
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