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Every time I see NoraBaker's profile picture, I want to build a time machine, go back in time to the day that picture was taken and, just before the magic moment, release a thousand captive squirrels so that they're running all over the picture and eating her hat and such-like, and then come back to the present day and see which picture Nora would choose instead; or whether she'd have gone with "squirrel biting hat" picture.
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I cannot leave without telling the whole truth. I laughed for at least 5 to 7 minutes straight, just staring at this story. Rereading it and trying to fully comprehend the meaning of it. Thank you. :)
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OP, please don't make me read anything like this again? Thank you.

This is the most embarrassing way I've ever been asked to do anything. But if it means that much to you I will consider changing my profile picture, ok?
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Aww, please don't change your profile picture. I just wanted to make you laugh because you have a bad arm. I even posted it with my stripey account, just for you. :/
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I apologize for my foul mood tonight. I shall come back tomorrow and play like a good little girl and bring my hat for the squirrels. :/
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but i likey your silly hat and lil kid smile

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Mister Teddy!!! There you are! *hugs tightly*
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how did you get out of the basement lil girl, ho ho ho, ill have to put those chains extra tight this time
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Sorry to tell you, but your "teddy" has rabies.
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**rapies**
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I'm so all over the place today that I kindve feel like Allistalla.
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The fact that I read this comment without vomiting disproves your theory.
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You know Allistalla is 4392Moron's granddaughter? What is it with you and that family? Pft!
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@: dappled
Forgot about that beautiful woman.

"Avid member of the Ku Klux Klan!"
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It's a cute profile photo, but I can't say I feel like time traveling for it. There've been photos I've taken and I've longed to go back to those places. For instance, I miss that heavenly cappuccino I had in britain and I miss looking up at the Eiffel tower because it would probably be a great place to commit suicide....
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I would too, but first I would kill Hitler.
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Or how about making sure that he got accepted into art school? That way, he most likely would've never gotten as powerful as he did.
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Haha this made me laugh for like an hour!
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Good god. Are we 13 years old? This place has turned into such a back-patting little sock hop. Brings back memories of my school days.
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The whole story and comments are just all kinds of awesome.
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