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New Methods to Thwart Bear Attacks!!
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I'm not so sure I believe the old tired bear attack rule of "playing dead". How, exactly, do they know that the people who died in a bear attack weren't playing dead? They don't.

Since any method of thwarting a bear attack equally may or may not work, why not make up some new ones?

If you have another method to add, please comment!!
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Living in a country that has no bears is pretty effective. Although I did once get an agitated glare from a hedgehog.
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@: dappled
The bears could be plotting their escape from the zoo as we speak, so you may want to think up a plan just in case.
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I shall choose to live in a country that has no zoos, then. :P
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@: dappled
Hahaha your so silly
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be neighborly , babysit cubs while mother is out hunting, when she returns and you are there with her babies she will be grateful, so so grateful
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I am Goldilocks and I carry porridge with me at all times. I got this under control. Im also high as hell so I'm not a'scared like I should be :D I don't want to fight the bear, man. We're gonna cuddle like fuckin gummi's bro, do join us
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*walks in strapping young woodsman* can i help you lil lady? xD
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well hell is under ground... so your not that high... -_- sleep with me?
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You're going to have to get in line
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il just cut in line any ways... any thing for sex *cuts in line ton the sencond in line* and now i wait...
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OP, I love you.
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other: whip out you 12 inch cock and slap that basterd
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