There are some ridiculous names some restaurants choose to name their entrees. Maybe I'm I little too self conscious of sounding like an idiot, but I'm reluctant to order some things by what they call it on the menu. I usually have enough self respect not to eat at Denny's when I'm sober but the few times I have, I hate telling the waiter "I'll have the moons over my hammy." Or other places, "I'll have the seamen's bounty", "slap yo momma chicken wings", "hunka hunka burnin meat", "a tale of two patties", "the big unit." If you want me as a patron to your restaurant don't make me sound like a moron when I order your food. Does anyone else feel like an idiot when they order food with stupid names?