There are some ridiculous names some restaurants choose to name their entrees. Maybe I'm I little too self conscious of sounding like an idiot, but I'm reluctant to order some things by what they call it on the menu. I usually have enough self respect not to eat at Denny's when I'm sober but the few times I have, I hate telling the waiter "I'll have the moons over my hammy." Or other places, "I'll have the seamen's bounty", "slap yo momma chicken wings", "hunka hunka burnin meat", "a tale of two patties", "the big unit." If you want me as a patron to your restaurant don't make me sound like a moron when I order your food. Does anyone else feel like an idiot when they order food with stupid names?
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"Oh by the way, it's called a venti because it's twenty ounces! Venti! Twenty!"
Although I do like the sound of "The Big Unit"
Yea give me "The Big Unit" with some mayo, hold the fries. YOu got fresh fruit?? I love fresh fruit. Put fresh fruit on the side, I like my unit organized.
...Not to mention many more. Cocktails are often given weird or dirty names.
I hate dumb names and dumb slogans. Like Arbys, "Good-Mood-Food." ?!? o_O
I don't know who you are OP but this one of my favorite stories.
Anyhow, Arbys is pretty good. And at least their menu doesn't sound like a moron came up with it. In my city they stoped selling their strawberry milkshakes and the regular french fries :(
Oh! And I think I know who the OP is now :P
And I am crap at figuring out who OP is :(
My preconceived notion of who the OP is, was right! :D
I didn't say it though, so it doesn't count this time :(
I don't know how the hell spacey knew. I beginning to think people can see my stories on my profile. This is the 3rd time in a row somebody knew.
Oh, your bucket list came in an e-mail i just got. Funny list kiddo, very well done.
I wish I had just said it was you, though. I had the feeling but I just wasn't sure.
And, thank you. I'm glad you think it is funny. :D
I just call it what it is. If I want a chicken burger, I ask for a "Chicken Burger" regardless what they called it on the menu. It's up to the waiter to dumb it down to their own terminology on the order.
So there is this smoothie place, a GREAT smoothie place, and the smoothies have porn names! I fucking swear they did it on purpose. I don't go there for the sole reason that I don't want small children and the elderly hearing me say something like "I want a Hot Dirty Fun on the Beach" or "I was a Deliciously Sinful Surf Body please".
Nobody else seems to mind, and those are the mildest titles. For a smoothie shop in the mall! Those assholes.
Only one patties I know about.
i don't eat there.