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Say there was a way you could alter your genes to gain new physical attributes. You can only have one change. Which would you want best and why?
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Teeth that grow back like sharks have; several rows of teeth lined up that replace damaged ones. No more need for dentists! Wouldn't that be amazing?
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Yeah, best one so far.
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On second thoughts, maybe that wouldn't work so well in the bedroom. And French kissing could become hazardous, too.
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This poll makes me feel like I'm playing Fallout New Vegas and picking out new Perks.
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Giant penis shouldnt have been omitted.
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How about, like, a penis that's less prone to arthritis and can see in the dark?
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How about a glow-in-the-dark penis? You'd never need to buy a flashlight ever again and you'd be all the rage at a club.
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Wait..when you say arithritis...you mean like a permanent hard on?
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Aleks85
a giant penis is only good for the giant slut.
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JustinBiebsFan#1
i like to do boom boom in a mans anus
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Super nostrils that control time and space!
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I chose the digestive tract that can digest anything comfortably, because I have a lot of stomach problems and eating can be downright unpleasant at times
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A brain that works differently. It's been interesting being me but I've had enough of it now and I just want to be normal.
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Resistance to cancer.
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Good thought!
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If I had to pick one from the list, I would pick eyes that can see better in the dark, cause I think it would be cool!

If I could pick anything it would be the ability to heal extremely quickly, sort of a "Wolverine from X-Men" thing without the claws. (I would take the claws too if I had the choice lolz)
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That's exactly what I was thinking while reading through! :D
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Great minds think alike I guess! How much cool stuff could you do if you never had to fear bodily injury or age? AWESOME!
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lol Fallout.

Resistance to water,i drink fucktons of water.
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None, these genes have made me who I am. If it wasn't one problem, it would certainly be another.
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Oh COME ON!

"Here, with the power of science, I will give you the ability to see in the dark"

"NO! My genes have made me who I am."

"Yeah... But this won't damage your genes, it's an enhancement, it'll make..."

"NO! If it wasn't one problem, it would certainly be another."

"Yes... OK... But this isn't removing or adding problems. It's just a cool genetic enhancement. Think of all the wonderful..."

"NO! I am who I am because of my genes! I won't accept..."

"Actually I changed my mind. I'm going to give it to someone less irritating"
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Did I really irritate you that much? I didn't read the question as a genetic enhancement, just a change. Enhance something, sure. Enhance my ability to roll with each punch and not get dizzy.
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Nah, I just enjoy being melodramatic sometimes.
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Phew.
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You SAID Change not enhancement .you're the irritating op who doesn't even know what he wrote hahaha
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This isn't my post, so I'm not the op, I'm just irritating.

BUT any enhancement is also a change, dummy. That's how genetics work. My point was - not even entertaining the idea of a kind of genetic super-power just for fun on a post that isn't serious is a bit lame.

The question was "Which would you want best and why?" not "would you want it?"

I don't know, what he/she said just seemed silly. So I used it as an excuse to write some crappy fictional dialogue for my own amusement :) I know... That's also a bit lame.
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thinkingaboutit
Meh. If I want anything, it's to think faster and remember more (like photographic memory).
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Peace.Love.Anarchy
Night vision, better joints and better lungs in reverse order.
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Eyes that can see better in the dark. I feel like a jackass in my night vision goggles
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I went with Eyes. Natural night vision would be awesome.
Everything else is already sufficient for me.

I thought liver would be the most popular choice so you can drink more booze!
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I couldn't choose, they all sound so great!
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I know right? I tried to keep out less obvious ones, like resistance to all disease or a better brain function.
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@: Dulse.
Swell job sir, swell job ;)
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extra fast legs that would never tire out so i could run for miles, up and down hills. fast enough to not break the surface tension on water would be nice, that way i could run to a different continent
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Can you pick more than one?
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a stomach that can handle bigger portions of food.
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Better cardiovascular system, cause it'll probably make me stronger, healthier, and live longer.
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Night vision ouo. And I love my hair, so even thicker and denser hair would be nice :3.
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BAH, I want them all cause I'm greedy and I want to be able to breathe under water too!
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