Toilet Seat: Warm or Cold?

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"Butt Ghost" lol!

I'm the same way. My toilet seat needs to be cold and fresh otherwise, I won't be relaxed enough to use it. This is why I wait for a certain amount of time before using the toilet. Doing so gets rid of the previous bathroom user's body warmth and smells.

Hahaha "butt ghost". Hah but yea I hate that too!

Unlike what one would expect from one of my kind, I strongly dislike shitting in the wild. Not only that, but in colder days I have a preference for a warmer toilet seat, just not warmed by another set of buttocks. That warmth has germs and bacteria. One of the scientists who's performed love experiments on me has taught me a trick, sit fully clothed on it for a minute or two before droppin' 'em pants.

Well, the truth is I don't really care either way. I'm a real lady and we don't shit. O.o

A cold toilet seat just feels fresh and new! Sometimes it's so cold that my initial sit doesn't settle and I have to go in for another landing.

I do know the feeling.. my dad would spend hours (exaggerating, I am not) sitting on the john and reading. He really loves his books.. or maybe his greasy foods.
Going in there afterwards.. man.. it felt like a different room. There were always a thick cigarette clouds and the smell of them covering up the unmentionable smells he produced.. Those were harsh times, my friends.. harsh times.

Gah, body warmth and stuff, I hate that! Give me icy cold stainless steel anyday!

Yours truely,

Doktor Hildred Von Steinmann

It depends on the time of year. I very rarely put the heating on in winter and my place can often hover precariously around zero degrees. You really don't want to find yourself temporarily frozen in place (before body warmth thaws you out again).

I do prefer cool, though. In both toilet seats and pillows.

i need my seat warm. dont wanna shit on myself just by sitting

It's uncomfortable, and I really don't like it, but when you have to you, you have to go, right? ^^

cold toilet seats, refreshingly comfortable, and they give you the knowledge that no one has used it in a while

Warm on cold days and Cold on warm days :)

A padded one in the winter would be ideal. Since it'd be warm eitherway, you wouldn't really have to worry about a butt ghost.

I do prefer a cold one though, I'd rather warm it with my own ass than it be pre-warmed with someone elses.

Warm. I've had so many urinary tract infections just from sitting on cold surfaces.

Wet

Not freezing but not warm either. Inbetween... room temperature, I guess.

I remember back when I was new in the army, people would wake me up in the middle of the night to go warm up the toilet sit for them.

Warm I pee in a different toilet cause my gf likes a nice clean warm seat even tho I know how not to pee on the seat she preffers me pee in another room so I do

It really doesn't matter to me because I don't pay attention to that. I just focus on taking care of my business. lol. I never really have ever thought about that. But a few times when I sat on a extremely cold toilet during the winter time I get a little mad because I want the heat on, I can't stand the cold too much.

Warmed by my own butt.

If it's a toilet seat, I like it cold.
If it's a regular seat, I like it warm.

Huh, I just realized I don't have a preference. Sometimes I like it warm, other times I like it cool. I DO know that a freezing toilet set right after waking up, too startling.

Lmao butt ghost

If the temperature of the seat is not agreeable to you try hovering over it like a helicopter. Just remember to lift the seat first. It will actually build quads and glutes which is like a gym without leaving home. I have tree trunks for legs as proof.
It does take a little practice though.

@randompopcorn:
... As long as your hands don't get in the way right?
You've heard the expression crap in one hand and wish
In the other?

I used to be ibrobbie But forgot my password

as long as the seat is clean either way is fine

Oh I love warm ones! If it's to cold I have to sit on my hands! :o