What do you do well taking a shit

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I take my phone in there, dial random numbers and, whenever anyone answers, I say: "Guess what I'm doing?"

i hope my phone rings and i can say "me too!"

I get calls from people asking what I'm doing.

Wheres the option for masturbating?

I do pretty damn WELL at taking a shit, since the only thing I do WHILE on the toilet is taking a shit.

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My phone rings. I think everyone has a radar which tells them I'm in the bathroom. I won't get a call for hours but the minute I settle in for one my phone rings. And its always "oh what are you doing?" The truth? Im sitting here clenching my ass cheeks together cause I don't want you to know what I'm doing. Usually I don't answer unless I know its important. So I guess while I take a dump I listen to my phone ring.

I juggle.

Play with my PSP or IPod touch.

masturbate!

Comment polls on IIN about what you do while you're taking a shit.

Use the Internet with my phone.

I think what I'm going to do next or I think about something else.

I masturbate.

Eat

Face time

I solve Sudoku puzzles.

I think about the eternal, why are we here, where are we going, what is the purpose of our existence, etc...

Play video games or read labels off of shampoo bottles when I forget to bring my game boy advance with me.

I think about a scenario of someone offering me a million dollars for a years worth of isolation locked down in the bathroom and if i could do it... seriously.

I rock back and forth and pre fold toilet paper.

Practice my spelling and grammar.

i pull out my pubic hair.

Play video games :)
And my boyfriend and our friends take pictures of their poo and send them to everyone..

i create fine art work on the walls

this is private question but i would read a book or go on the internet and read the news.