Occasionally, my husband gets a big white one sticking out. It's really distracting to talk to him with it poking out like that. I tell him that his walrus tusk is talking to me again and he better go pull it out.
I don't have any large nose hairs myself, probably because I'm female.
Wait... Nasal hair is the code word, right?
I don't have any large nose hairs myself, probably because I'm female.