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What do you like to hump? How do you masterbate?
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Okay so I was wondering what people liked better to hump and how they masterbate.
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Actually... it's quite common for both genders to hump stuffed animal(s) so no one should feel embarrased or ashamed if that's what they enjoy doing. I for one have honestly never tried it because I don't have any that I think are large enough but hey, if it gets a person's rocks off - then so be it.

(Just as long as they don't use a child's stuffed animal then give it back to them, that's wrong on so many levels.)
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i like to hump hard things like cement blocks, bricks, telephone poles, or even sometimes i go and hump my road but i always have to get up when cars come so i dont get enough time to cum.
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@: D!(K
same!
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I masturbated with dish soap once, DO NOT DO THAT! XD It dries out your penis and makes it peel, like sunburn. Anyways, I just like a good ol' jackin. XD
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Dish soap feels wonderful, but only while you're doing it. Afterward, it's hell.
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TT454
I hump stuffed animals, inserting my dick where its dick would be and going wild
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My comfortor I pretend it's a woman and I pretend I am a guy(in reality I am a girl) and imagine it going inside her feels good in my actual parts. it's the only way I have gotten off...
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yeah same well i did when i was like 11? ish
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I always jerk off laying down. Occasionally I would hump the pillow.
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Mee tooo c:
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jellytot
I rarely hump anything. I just use my hands.
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same here rarely anything but regularly my hands
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Yumaniac
Uhmm. What if you hump pillow pets? What would I pick? Pillows? Or stuffed animals? Or animals? O_o
I didn't know I was into beastiality.
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Blankets are soft and smooth.
I like to masturbate like a girl, I put my hand in my pants and rub the under side of my penis and push it against my tummy. ;)
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I_steal_free_bread
O_O okaaayyyy...
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I_steal_free_bread
Im not a dog therefore I dont hump stuffed animals.
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I like to hump your mother.
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toy :)
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Hahaha
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Well, i get towels roll them up and go CRAAAAAAZY!!! Oooooor i go to my room and my bed has a stool to get on to it cuz my moms a bitch and buys me beds that are 3 ft in the air so i put one leg on push against it and try to hop on! You go up then you fall or i dry hump my quilt but also my boy friend does this but you get a pillow cut a whole in it name it stick his penis in it then i come and he is laying on his back still with the pillow then i lay on top pretending he isnt there and we meet well my vagina and his penis then my breasts and his dick and i rub my vagina on his leg and he rubs his penis on my breasts and then i give him a lap dance its sooo fun
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The floor.
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I jack off layin backside or side. Also i use a condom tho when i hump the pillow at times, or soft towels.
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I put some oil in a plastic bag, put it between my couch cushions and fuck away. It's the most divine feeling ever.
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So I just fold a body pillow (folding makes it more stiff and tall for more cum) and just spread my fucking clit as far as I can and ride it as fast as I can. (Just writing this made me horny)
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