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Your masturbation specifically!
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I'm a hermaphrodite and I literally fuck myself.
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@: thegift
How do you make it bend that way when it's hard?
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@: dappled
You know... I actually saw that in a video.

I forgot the location though... I found the link on the original Moby forums ... which aren't up anymore.


But ... yeah. The man was long enough to bend it around - even semi-erect - and insert the tip into his own anus a couple of times.
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CEE
violating myself
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Beatin' ma meat.
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Shaking hot white coconuts from the tree of love.
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@: dappled
hahaha!
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playing with ones self... hmm.. really wish we could post comments anonymously lol
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Hell with that.... I play with myself. ;-)

I even offer advice on things to try sometimes.... like watching porns for ideas on ways to touch oneself, or using lubrication to make things nice and slick.


Hmmm maybe we should have a poll on *how* we masturbate. :-)
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lmao I'd read it! I am NOT a perv ;D.. Or a goat for that matter.. wha? lol
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I just call it playing with yourself.
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elijah9426
1.chokin the chicken
2.slappin the salami
3.tenderizing the turkey
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Playing with myself, or *being naughty*! :)
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guys, jacking off
girls, fingering herself
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Workard
Mastrubate?
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WANKING :D
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Wow.I may have to call it petting the kitty now.Or killing off.

To myself I call it masturbation.

When I feel liek making my friends get off my bed,I tell them I spend my "special happy alone time" there.
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Jizzing ;)
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nkwacky
You made me hot! Now I gotta go jerk off.
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I don't understand why they use the term "Spanking the monkey" I mean are you suppose to be spanking your butt while you do it? Lol the term "Flick the bean". That just sounded funny. BTW you left out fingering for women should that not have been an option. Oh but I am not really answering the question am I?
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Murdering/stabbing the hole.
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Playing with Myself, My sexual identity.
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I need to go to the toilet!
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