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What is the weirdest thing you've stuffed up your ass?
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The title says it all really but as someone posted on here that they had shoved the handle of a razor up their butt (which I think is pretty weird), we decided to create this poll. Have you shoved anything weirder up there?
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a hedgehog
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@: splashy
Sonic?
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yes mr kegstand (rolls eyes) thats right a cartoon character (rolls eyes) no not a real hedgehog who thrills and cleans all in one , a cartoon character (rolls eyes) you just relax :)
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A black guy in a white Cadillac. He said he was just going for a joyride, but I never saw him again.
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What?
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@: bigtoy
What's the question again?
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HAHA! I'm very confused!
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My guess is he was too, but either too proud or too high to ask for directions.
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What is the weirdest thing you've stuffed up your ass? A black guy in a white Cadillac. He said he was just going for a joyride, but I never saw him again.
I don't get it...
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@: bigtoy
Oh my... Neither do I. I don't think I was paying attention. But that IS my final answer! White Cadillac black guy! :)
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I hate it when that happens! Every stinkin time!
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I've shoved the original poster's head up there (only once). True story.
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Not true! I'm the OP and it didn't happen. lolz
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Denial... more than just a river in Egypt.
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Innocent until proven guilty. Need photographic or other evidence to make the charge stand! lolz
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adjustable dumbbells
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A coat hanger......but that was only to try to get the gravy boat out...that i was putting on the potatos in there... before my dog ate them.
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@: Jweezee
Pics or it didnt happen...lol
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@: bigtoy
Yeah, the camera is uhhh....unavailable. Let me get a coat hanger.
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@: Jweezee
LMFAO!!!
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@: Jweezee
This. Is. Awesome.
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Toilet paper, but only as far as passing it through between the cheeks.
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You kinky bastard!
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A marble, I think. I don't remember why. I was only a kid. It was one of my favourites too. A "china". I don't know why I didn't stick a bog-standard "alley" up there. I do know why I didn't put a "dobber" up, though. Eek!
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@: dappled
Lol, I was gonna say marble, too. It was a silly childhood dare. A friend and I were placing objects in our underwear and one way or another the marble went in. That was not supposed to happen, though. It was pretty embarrassing :D
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I've been trying to remember why I ended up with my own marble-bum incident. I've got a funny feeling I was trying to construct some kind of weapon that could be fired by flatulence. :D
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@: dappled
Imagine getting shot by that!! And having to extract the "bullet" from the wound! lolz
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@: dappled
I feel like I know you so much better now, somehow...
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When I was here before, I did notice you and I saw the things you created outside of IIN. We weren't close enough for me to tell you how much I liked them, so I didn't. But I did like them. I'm obviously not going to refer to a certain something in public and have everyone Google you, but as a hint that nobody else will get, green hair. I like that more than you will ever know.
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@: dappled
For some reason I'm drawing a very large blank right now. Since neither of us are subscribed I can't send you a message though... @.@

Also thank you, hehe n.n
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@: dappled
"I was trying to construct some kind of weapon that could be fired by flatulence."
I LOLed!
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@: dappled
I just got the visual of someone trying to stick a slab of marble up their ass O_0
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And now you've given me the visual of a dildo crafted out of marble. :P
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A turducken full o stuffin
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Fully stuffin a turducken? Damn that is a fowl act :/ but as long as you don't try a rhinelephuffalo you should go back to size ;)
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@: Jweezee
Well bummer. I had to come back to see that phuffalo word and I see I must not have hit reply before. My dumb comment is below ;)
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Ha! I am a dirty birdy :p thanks for making look like an ass trying to pronounce that!
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It's not dumb. And you're welcome, anytime. Ha
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I was 13, not sure what I was thinking tbh. It was one of those thick novelty pencils. It was only a tiny bit of the end though, hardly went in.
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I was trying to scratch myself and a few of my fingers got stuck up there...
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Sex toys, for some reason I had a girlfriend that was WAY into that. To this day I can't figure out why it got her so hot!
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Something to do with abusing what is supposed to be the person in the dominant role perhaps?
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@: bigtoy
That makes sense, never saw it from that angle before.
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Dominatrix in the making that ex.
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@: bigtoy
Looking at it from that point of view, I should call her... lolz
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Benwa balls filled with drugs for my personal use at an South american airport before flying home.

Got away with it, too.
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wigsplitz
Uh...gotta think on it...brb.
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My boyfriend's penis.
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^ that's not weird...lol
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Toilet paper. I wiped my bum with the toilet paper and my hand was holding that said toilet paper...
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