It's not that bad really. It's sort of a love-hate thing, I just have to remember not to get her angry/upset because that's usually when the hate part comes out.
Oh, and the story was about her never closing the microwave oven door.
You should be, she's been a bit of a maneater ever since she got divorced. Considering her luck though, I'm suspecting that she might be a lesbian in total denial. That's okay though, because she used to (and probably still does) suspect me of being in the closet (mostly because of the eyeliner thing). Yeah.
I'll wear a dress and be your new daddy. And that's not a sentence you hear every day! As for the eyeliner and musical taste, I could go for that too. Wow, how dysfunctional would me, you and your mother be?
Oh, and the story was about her never closing the microwave oven door.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQlM59sDJVo