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I randomized the choices. I also know atheism isn't a religion!
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I follow the religion of the walruses.
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@: dinz
Oh thank Odobenus! I thought I was the only. It's nice to know I have a fellow worshipper on IIN. :')
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@: dinz
hahahah
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Whole lotta heathens up in this bitch!
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I believe in Pokéism.
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1000yrVampireKing
The worship of pokemon?
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Indeed.
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TheAesir
bow before Arceus
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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Pastafarian. The one...true religion.
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I technically is a Christian but i dont follow any "rules" or go to church for the matter...
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Dad
Burn in hell.

Oh just quoting Christians that do go to church to you.
Since this is what they believe YOUR god will do to you.

Its like the church of Scientology, the more you look into any religion you seriously say, 'They believe in what!??'

I don't have to go to hell though, ner ner.
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@: Dad
You're like the atheist version of Jehova's Witnesses... Going round, endlessly trying to convert people to non-religion.
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@: Dad
I suggest you go meet some more not blinded by religion Christians because neighter God nor Jesus would want us to force our religion down other peoples throat...
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Dad
You know the worst part is someone actually upped your comment.

Just answer me this, if I don't take your 'lord' into my heart, is it most likely (as per your understanding, which is not much) that your 'lord' will decide if I go to Hell or not?

Since I already know the answer. Being a tad smart.
I'll let you know that atheists do not feel you are going to an eternal hell, even if you don't believe! Hmm, I'm going for that one, just to be safe. ;)

So, your comment was that you don't force your religion onto others?
But you're quite content with the highest of possibilities (in your ridiculous belief) that people such as me (and even a lovely grand mother always being kind to others but not religious) will probably burn in hell (your 'gods' (cough) wishes, of course)?

Hmm, after much thought on the matter.
Religious people shame humankind and are fools.

I suppose I'll get ready for your thumb down hits on my post, because I only speak the truth. Your 'feelings' of religion are totally unfounded, exactly why do you believe anyway? (warning: I will EASILY tell you why what ever you say is not a good reason to believe, since I have NEVER heard anything at all that justifies a belief in a mythical fairy tale. But please go ahead, cause it does bring a smile to my face)

Meet people not blinded by religion? The only people I can think of is atheists. ALL religious people do not have any grounds to believe in their 'god' ever. They also seem too scared (or ignorantly stupid) to even question themselves.


Just to be clear here, you actually believe that god placed all the planets/suns you name it, in the universe, and then gave them all a little push. Plus dinosaur bones were placed there by your god, to test us?? Oh and the world is only 6000 years old? Is that what you believe? Oh my, that is seriously dumb.
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@: Dad
Just where excactly did i say i was a hardcore Christian...
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What's a 'hardcore' christian you dumb bastard?
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@: Dad
Bullshit peopel downvote this stuff. I've had this same thought and argument, (the going to hell for not worshipping)and one religion that counter-argues with that is the mormon relgion. I went to seminary for a few months out of curiosity, and asked him this very thing. He told me all people have a second chance in the after-life to try and learn the religion once again. I still of course ended up ditching that relgious institution as well as the rest, but it WAS fairly interesting...
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Dad
I said: "will probably burn in hell (your 'gods' (cough) wishes, of course)"

ie I understand that the christian laws are that you MUST praise the Lord your entire life. BUT if you don't then its God's wishes after death!
Do note, that if you are standing before the lord or god or the good fairy or whatever you call it (I call it BS personally) then quite obviously you'd probably start believing!

Therefore I hope you don't down vote the TRUTH?
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There are more types of Christianity than just Catholic and Protestant. There should be a Christianity - Other option. Or just an Other option in general, since you left out a lot of different religions.
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BRO, this bitch left out the flying speghetti man religion... what the flying fuck?? Who forgets the holy FSP. Lol im pretty sure ppl actually beleive in that dude lol. And There is also shia and sunni which are 2 different types of muslim. This guy left out alot.
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No need to call the OP a bitch or to call me BRO for that matter.
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Atheist.
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Oh god, who's the scientologist here? WHOOOOO?
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None.
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Dad
@: Glass
Seems to be the largest growth area too :)
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Buddhism is a lifestyle, not a religion.
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It's both.
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It's a philosophy
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I guess it can be concidered alot of things.
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I'd say I was Christian, but I don't want the user Dad to cus me out.
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Dad
Lol

I don't know why I'm reading this topic again. But just happened to see your post

How dare you... Nah, only joking :D

By the way, have you noticed that if you add up the Poll:
Non believers = about 70 (there's three groups, Agnostic and two atheist choices)
Believers (including satanism) about 45

So why is it always stated that the US thinks that religious people makes up most of the population? Is it just here at IIN that users are more intelligent? Must be.

All I ask is that you prove to me why you believe (note: I smiled whilst writing that)
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@: Dad
Dear "Dad",
In another post you hated on other people. I can see why your username is "Dad". You are the father of stupidy and ignorance. Dont get me wrong, i dont hate on smart people OR stupid people. but you are a dumbass and your kind is growing rapidly. Apparently this dude forgot to put that option on. Stop picking on muslims and christians and go pick on the people of the flying spaghetti man religion. Unless you are a follower which is something i wouldnt be suprised to hear
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Dad
That doesn't even make sense.

I'll put it in kiddie words so you understand :)
ALL religion is ridiculous. GET USE TO IT.
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Religion ist for squares.
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I was raised Christian. I believe there's some greater power out there, not sure what the fuck it is or how it got there, but the world is too much of an incredible place for me to merely pass it off as evolution and coincidence. I don't go to Church and feel uncomfortable around strictly religious people. I also don't give a shit whether or not other people are Christians.
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I'm a Taoist. :o So I threw down atheist. As it is considered an atheistic religion.
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I worship my Girlfriend she is my Goddess
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I follow the ganja god
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I believe in .............MIRACLES!!
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"..where're you from..
...you sexy thing..."
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^^haha YES someone gets it!^^
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Hell yeah. I was a kid when it was big:)
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Ha lucky I wish I was in that time.
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GayBlackGypsy931
Sikhism
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alv1592
I think I'd be called a non-practising Catholic. I still believe in God, pray often and try to be good, but I haven't been to church in years. I'm a vegetarian, but before I made that choice I didn't give up meat during lent. Neither does anyone else in my family.
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I'm trying to figure it out...
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I don't really follow any but I really like Buddhist ideas
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I have to say watching intelligant people argue is quite in fact interesting. As long as that dumb bitch "Dad" doesnt get involved im liking this
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What the flying fuck am I supposed to put if my religion doesn't have a name!
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I don't believe in religion. I'm not even an Atheist because Atheism is indirectly associated to religion. I believe in science and humanity.
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somebody23
It's quite sad the way ppl are atheist, if you don't believe in something then you dont have a purpose in life.
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I am a proud muslim (thy haters are going to hate'ith)
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"None(anti atheist)" Would probably be agnostic by the way.
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Necrocene
four of these aren't even real you idiot! Fucking yankee northerners with their fake-ass religions, nothing I hate more!
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I am intrested in knowing which 4 you think are fake.

Side note, please stop making southern people look bad, we are not all like you.
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I imagine they're probably Paganism/Wicca, Satanism, Mormonism, and Scientology. I agree that they should stop making southern people look bad.

To be fair, Scientology is not a religion, it's a cult. I used to be one of those people who was like "why do people pick on them so much?", and then I found out that it's because they're horrible and abusive.
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Wicca was officially recognized as a religion. Satanism is an atheist lifestyle, though. I'd have to agree that one isn't a religion. :o Mormonism and Scientology are just the weirdest cult ideologies I'd ever heard of. But, as cults, I'd have to concede that they are religious beliefs.
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Mormonism is a religion that has some sections that can be considered cults. It's not in any way on the same level as Scientology, which was founded (and still is) largely for profit. If you do shit like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_snow_white and this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_of_Special_Affairs#Methods and this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Freakout and when you bully people into working in Sea Org for $50 a week, you don't get to be a religion.
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Whatever they are, those two weird me the shit out. o.O
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You are an idiot. Seriously who gave you the high horse you ignorant cow.
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As opposed to southerners who are into serpent handling & worshiping at the altar of Glitzy the Pig.
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LOL

Those videos of snake handlers are both disturbing and comical.
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Don't listen to Parrish. You are an intelligent poster. Go head on and preach it, sista!!
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You got thumbed down but I got the joke and I will thumb you back up to zero lol
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Hahaha! Thanks!

Really, Necrocene is not to be taken too serious. He's just here to get a rise out us. Unfortunately he's made a victim out of thanksforthefreecar. He's consistently picking on him. He's just an itch that needs to get scratched.
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I think that Necrocene is just your troll account Spacey :D
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...Whoa..


Whoa





You told me in PM that Necrocene was your troll account, Megan? Was that yet another tale from your book of falsehoods?
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yankee northerners with fake ass religions?
come up here to pennsylvania and say that to a group of people, and you'll be running away crying with some broken bones. believe me, i've seen it happen, multiple times.
so watch whatcha say.
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