So, you get with a crazy chick/dude and she/he is GOING to do all of the above to you, except one. i know, its a pretty messed up situation. but you went out on the wildest night of your life, and these things happen on said occasions... lube up n lay back lol

That will teach him for shaking up my Mellow Yellow XD
ok, so the rimming.. thats licking the holiest of cornholio... and then the person could just relax their anus and let a slurry flow.. like a mr whippy machine. straight into the mental persons open mouth.
thats ok, no problem!
I would probably only use an enema for cleaning out though, that's what they're really intended for...
Do you know what happens to your kind round here?
An extremely violent and abusive childhood and the subsequent need to be loved by everyone as some kind of compensation for the love I never received growing up.
dappled says: Everything that Nora says.
Nora never said she would do anything.
So wouldn't that mean he wouldn't do it, then?
Maybe I'm reading this all wrong. :\
Anyhow, I guess I would evade the rimming and poop eating. Can't you die from eating s**t?
But that doesn't mean you will. Feel better now?
You just hang in there, I'll brb.
Yuck.
Whipping and octopi, however, are quite tasteful and elegant.