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So, you get with a crazy chick/dude and she/he is GOING to do all of the above to you, except one. i know, its a pretty messed up situation. but you went out on the wildest night of your life, and these things happen on said occasions... lube up n lay back lol
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Eww. I wouldn't do any of the above.
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^This.
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I might could deal with some of the others, but that "rimming and poop eating" just sounds horrible...
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That makes me think you might like the anal beads haha
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I didn't say anything about liking any of them. I just said I might could deal with it. Lol.
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haha I know.
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I guess you were expecting to 'get a rise' out of me? XD
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No never lol Parrish told me to say it. He says Hi. (He is my room mate if you didn't know that).
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Am I eating the shit or are they eating my shit? This will seriously effect the way I vote.
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Eating shit is much worse than fucking dead stuff.
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acl
True that.
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This.
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They're both nasty but if someone really had to then eating say a bit of doodoo has to be worse than fucking a corpse.
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Abso lutely.
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oops i meant having sex with a corpse would be worse than eating say a bit of hosre manure.
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That krap is nasty! Lol get the pun.
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I have to agree. I have not done either options.
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Yeah, rimming and poop eating in the same option. Really shows you know what you're talking about.
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its meant to be disgusting. do you want me to elaborate on how exactly this might be possible? great!
ok, so the rimming.. thats licking the holiest of cornholio... and then the person could just relax their anus and let a slurry flow.. like a mr whippy machine. straight into the mental persons open mouth.
thats ok, no problem!
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Should have named it "rimming a shitting person's anus" then, much clearer.
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You just got a very amused snort out of me. Thanks for that XD
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thsts true they should, except that sounds long and a bit trashy.
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Oh yeah, that's right, you want to keep this poll classy. I appreciate it.
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HaHa! Great point!
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Looooooool haha, thanks
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^This.
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I thought rimming was licking there crack. I also thought eating your whole poop is after it comes out of you. Also what if they are cistipated and too Op who the fuck uses a enima for sex?
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I'm a fairly open minded guy when it comes to sex, by the tender age of 17 I had done more stuff sexually than probably most people do in a life time however anything to do with pooing is a definite no-no from me, rimming on the other hand is a definite yes-yes.
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Most of the things on this list aren't even that bad (except the shit eating and the octopus thing) Personally I think this poll could be laid out better, you can't really lump rimming and shit eating into the same category. If the person keeps properly cleaned, there's nothing gross about a rim job.

I would probably only use an enema for cleaning out though, that's what they're really intended for...
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So, only one thing out of that list? Would have to be the octopus idea, yuck :/
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really? you do know what an enema is, right? and rimming? lol
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lol i like your easygoing attitude.. the way you say 'idea' like its perfectly plausable lol.. youd be fun on a crazy night out itd be like 'the hangover' lol. wolfpack. lol.
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So... You're a shit-eater, huh?
Do you know what happens to your kind round here?
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Everything that Nora says.
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@: dappled
Hello dappled. - may I ask what drives your constant browbn nosing? On almost every post.
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Of course.

An extremely violent and abusive childhood and the subsequent need to be loved by everyone as some kind of compensation for the love I never received growing up.
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@: dappled
Ah I see...i saw that one about empathy and belonging? Did you make that post? We are here for you.
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Nah, that wasn't me. I don't tend to post about anything I need help with. I usually know the answer; I'm just unwilling to act on it.
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@: dappled
oh-kay..... lol
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Cum, id never do that. gross
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Wait a minute... The title of this poll is: What would you never do during sex?

dappled says: Everything that Nora says.

Nora never said she would do anything.

So wouldn't that mean he wouldn't do it, then?

Maybe I'm reading this all wrong. :\

Anyhow, I guess I would evade the rimming and poop eating. Can't you die from eating s**t?
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Yes. Yes you can.
But that doesn't mean you will. Feel better now?
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I won't feel better until this butt plug is removed. :\
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Hmm... I'll get you something for that, but I'm not touchin that thing.
You just hang in there, I'll brb.
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Sassyfrassylassie
I hope he would never do anything she said. :( Where would that put me?
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Hopefully somewhere in the middle. That wouldn't be too bad of a deal. ;)
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Sassyfrassylassie
I just barfed in my mouth a little. Yes, it would be a bad deal.
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Good point cuz.
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ebulliance
The octopus thing. By god that's disgusting.
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I'm a open minded person, but I couldn't do any of this. It's all really disgusting.
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Rimming is fine, and quite fun, until the poopie comes out, then i'm outta there! Doodie is for toilets not your mouth! I wouldn't F*** dead things either, that's just not in my comfort zone. Never done the whole enema thing, but have done the hardcore spanking. Everything else on the list i'm okay with.
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acl
What is enema?
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I would probably never disembowel a kitten and wipe its innards all over my body during sex in the middle of a preschool. Come to think of it, there are probably an infinite number of things I wouldn't do during sex. But hey, who knows.
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I know about 10 people who are gonna be eating poop tonight.
Yuck.
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Your having about 9 people over for dinner?
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9 1/2. The bottom half of me will be in the kitchen creating the masterpiece. The other half will be hanging out of the window enjoying the meal with my 9 guests.
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LOL
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Aaaaaaahhhahahahahahahahahahahaha
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I can't do any of this!! Yuck!
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Aleks85
uh all of them.
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I have an issue with the poop thing.
Whipping and octopi, however, are quite tasteful and elegant.
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Is it wrong to be immensely turned on? Bahahahahahahaha.
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I wouldn't mind rimming and poop eating as long as I'm not the one performing either acts. I'm not very comfortable with anything involving the anus either.
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acl
What is a golden shower?!?
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Golden shower is sex with pee....my favorite.....(:(:(:
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