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Super Powers, Hands down.

I'll go with invulnerability, invisibility, flying, teleporting, laser/disintegration eye beams and stopping/slowing time.

Then i'll go work on "Kill your enemies", "World peace", "Money", "Help a friend" and "other".
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I would wish to become God and for Domination over the entire Universe.

The end. :')
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I'd love to be able to shapeshift :)

Realistically, nothing in particular stands out, I'm a bit indifferent atm.
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I don't know...




I've got it! I'll use the fish to turn myself into a human lion tamer, sever my arm, and turn it into a lion! Then I could tame myself all day! It's foolproof!
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I would ask shit for my family. Maybe wealth so they don't need to work anymore, maybe another son that will give them grandkids

But if I had to ask for myself I'd ask for a global catastrophy, the end of civilization as we know it. So if i make through -I can revert to my natural state. Live quitely in the woods and kill for food and weapons.
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Super powers, no doubt. I would ask for importality.
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I'd wish to inherit the power of the fish.
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A 100 more wishes.



And now let me feel your hate for this lame comment. Give me a thumbs down!!!
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Yes! This is what the OP gets for not specifying that you can't wish for more wishes.
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Wait, Fairly Odd Parents magic fish style?
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Timmy is an average kid that no one understands! Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him demands!
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Since when did Genie's turn into fish? What is this world coming to?
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Wealth, I am fairly intelligent and I don't care for looks. All other options seem redundant to me.
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Cold hard cash. I need out of this stupid debt bad... It's not even a lot either.

After that, definitely super-powers.
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A sandwich.
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I vex of the man that killing this fish.
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First of all I would wish for many wishes, because it would get boring after awhile if I wished for endless wishes.

But I would like super powers, invisibility would be awesome and extra strength.

I would wish for no more insecurities at all and plus no more fatigue.

My list could on... I would wish for more money of course too; not just for me but I would like to help people out more too.
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Superpowers.
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I think that only world peace and superpowers are completely impossible without magic. Depends how "super" the powers are out of which of those two I'd choose and if I could achieve the all the others with them :)
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Did you read "The Fisherman's Wife"?
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more wishes
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Wealth so I can also buy the perfect body.
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I would wish for the person I am crushing on to feel the same way... and then to live happily ever after etc etc
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Wealth. I don't need powers to be a megalomaniac.
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Some tartere sauce to go with the fish
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wishes?? i wish i had known that earlier..
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A portal gun
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dont shoot the roof and the floor under it!
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World peace. I don't think I could live with the guilt if I didn't- I would be indirectly responsible for the deaths of billions of people, since I didn't take the opportunity to make things right.
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infinite wishes. my second wish will be for him to be my slave.
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I would wish for wealth IN ORDER to help a couple of family members. I would buy both my mum (who is disabled) and my sister (who struggles on the poverty line) a house each and a car.
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I'd wish for a power that I could have over any woman in the world. A power so strong they'd run to me and do anything I wanted, even fucking her in the ass. It's fun to imagine who I'd start with. Or, a wish that I could fuck every hot woman in the world. I'd probably start out by fucking my wives mom in all her holes. Wow.
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