Whats would be the worst way to die at the hands of mother nature?

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Mauled, eyes gouged out, and then pushed off a cliff by a 900 pound gorilla. Then falling onto jagged rocks by the ocean where you break your arms and legs, become paralyzed from the neck down, and then slide into the water off the slippery rocks. Then a six meter great white shark eats your arms, legs and penis. Finally the violent splashing of the shark pushes your remaining body mass back onto the shore where a marching army of ants slowly strips off your flesh to the bone.

Ants definitely seems the most slow and insufferable way here.

BOOOOOOOOM! I say it would be worst to implode in slow motion and you cn watch your body being torn apart into Smithereens !!! It would also be pretty hilarious, especially if you were watching someone freak-out!

None of those sound like pleasant ways to go...*shiver*...

Really hard decision LOL, I voted for being torn to shreds by a shark.. though, the ant thing does seem like it'd last the longest.

everyone else is choosing ways to die that would hurt. so im gonna b smart and do something different: poison... the kind that slowly and unpainfully kills u... scary... POOOOOIIIIISSSSSOOONNNN!!!! OOOOH! and i feel like im blabbering on and on so im gonna stop... thank you for taking the time to read this crap :)

Getting lost in the Forbidden Forrest and Aragog sending his children to make supper out of you.

being drugged than raped and finding yourself strapped naked to a table in plastic wrap and the room covered up in plastic wrap, and some crazy guy leaning over you with a knife.

Defintely the ants...ugh dude really? That's like, probably a slow and horrendous death. I was thinking that, or the gorilla, or shark..you know what? They are all horrible and I wouldn't like any of them! D:

bobbing around in the ocean with dangling legs and lots of sharks .oh nearly as scary as thecheese truly horrific

Happy tree friends comes to mind.

Nope,I would be more scared of getting lost in some forest/swamp only to get my life sucked away by giant swarms of huge mosquitoes the size of your hand.

Getting raped by a full grown sperm whale

Being ripped to pieces, alive, by a Kodiak bear