Which toe is your longest/biggest toe?

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I firmly believe that no one toe is the ''biggest.''

Define biggest!

I strongly believe that each toe provides vital functions like walking, standing and ''toe-ing.''

If you think about it, each toe provides a unique function for the foot, and well, for the rest of the body. No one toe deserves all the credit and each toe shares equal weight. If you were to say that one toe were the ''biggest,'' then I think you'd make the other toes feel bad and ''left out'' and to be honest, that's just not fair.

Longer big toe is the perfect foot. Who wants their second toe hanging off their flip flop. Bah

Tomatoe.

The eleventh one, if you know where to find it...

My big and 2nd toe are about the same length.

My big toe is fat and stumpy like fred flinstone. But he's tied for length with my 2nd toe. They are like dead even.

By the way, why do they call it the 2nd toe and not the index toe?

Oh and I know this may be weird to some people, but my pinky is my shortest toe.

I despise the fact that my second toe is longer than my big toe. I think it makes me feet look weird.

My second toe is longer. It helps when I'm trying to gain a few inches.

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The Big Toes.

I have long toes. I like to call them finger toes. My middle toe is the longest.

Was it necessary to put the little toe on there? I mean what the fuck, if your little is the longest

well my middle toe is the longest