Which restaurant chain has the best napkins for use as emergency TP?
It's the only way I can have 'spare', I always run out of TP, it's a fact of my life that I have come to terms with and choose to deal with by now using FREE NAPKINS!!
See, there's certain things in life that I expect to be free and refuse to pay for, and napkins is one of them. That's another story, though. (wanna hear it?)
I'm only listing restaurants in MY town that give out free napkins unconditionally, obviously, so you MUST choose from the list!!
And remember, this is for ass-wiping only, not for faces or any other such wasteful nonsense (that's what sleeves are for), so keep that in mind when voting.
It's the only way I can have 'spare', I always run out of TP, it's a fact of my life that I have come to terms with and choose to deal with by now using FREE NAPKINS!!
See, there's certain things in life that I expect to be free and refuse to pay for, and napkins is one of them. That's another story, though. (wanna hear it?)
I'm only listing restaurants in MY town that give out free napkins unconditionally, obviously, so you MUST choose from the list!!
And remember, this is for ass-wiping only, not for faces or any other such wasteful nonsense (that's what sleeves are for), so keep that in mind when voting.
I can't afford any mistakes here!! This is HELL!! You never realize how much you use your buttcheeks and buttcrack until you've chafed it beyond recognition. Fucking thing feels like a struck match.
(IDEK)
And, do be aware that devoid of a "context" the term napkin can mean something VASTLY different depending on country.