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If you could remove any actor or actress from any movie, and replace them with yourself, what role in what movie would you want? Either because you think it would be awesome to play that part or because you think you would do it a lot better. Whatever the reason, whatever the role, tell me :) I'm still thinking about it. This could take a while......
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It's a good question. I could spend all night thinking about this.

Okay, in ten minutes, I've just come up with at least fifty answers. As a snap judgement, I going to say the first thing that came to mind.

Edward Scissorhands.

Anyone need a haircut?
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@: dappled
My word nerd poll was not approved. At least you and one other got to appreciate it before it was kicked into cyberspace :(
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I saw it too. I liked it so much that I had to steal it. It's in Outer Space, not cyberspace.
Our Cosmic King appreciated it very much! {I knew he would} Can he keep it, please? :D

If not we can lower it back down to Earth using a Parrish. Shoot!
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Haha! You silly thing. Yes, you may keep it. I can't look at parrish and not think shoot! Can I get sued for that?? I'm not too worried, cus when ya aint got nothin, ya got nothin to lose ;)
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Nah, you'll be fine. :D

My Cosmic King would like for you to have his gift of the stars.
It's his way of saying thank you! Use them wisely and enjoy. ^_^

☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★
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I do truely appreciate the stars. I'd love to go somewhere with no artificial lights so I can see them ALL!!
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Aww, another great post lost on the field of battle. I really hoped that one would get through. :/

At least your post and my answer died at the same time. They can keep each other company. :)
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@: dappled
That is an excellent choice! I love that film so much!

I would like blunt bangs, please? And, I want the rest at shoulder length. :P
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Then that is what you shall have. I'm sure Mr. Scissorhands would do a wonderful job at it. Unfortunately for you, while I am genuinely good at cutting hair, I also have a wicked streak and the temptation to sculpt some of your hair into topiary might be too much to resist. How would you like a little vampire squirrel in your bangs?

If you refuse, I'll just work it into the back of your hair. :P
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@: dappled
I would like that very much! I would like it even more if you could sculpt a Tiger or a Gorilla! How about the Tiger in the front and the Gorilla in the back? :D
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Ooh, ooh, I have an idea. I don't know what colour your hair is naturally, but how about we dye your bangs with orange, black and white stripes? Then you can be Miss Tigerbangs. :D
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@: dappled
How about kitty kitty bang bang? Haha
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@: dappled
That's sounds lovely!
I'll see you at the IIN salon tomorrow at 8:00 am. ^_^

I think that's 1:00 pm for you. Not sure though.
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@: dappled
very good choice i love that movie
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@: dappled
I need a mohawk :3
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lol, you like giving challenge, don't you? Luckily for you, one of my little fingers dispenses hairspray and the other one glue (for those really serious ones).

The one thing I can't do is colour it for you, but I can pass you over to my esteemed colleague Johnny Dyefingers for that. :D
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@: dappled
I want blue =D
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Tyler Durden!
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You jerk ;) now I have to think of a new one!
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Which one, Ed or Brad?
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Brad Pitt, that was the whole point!
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But they were one in the same.
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Except for when he shoots himself in the face.
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Sylar from heroes, just so I can have his power.
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@: ItDuz
His character was pretty awesome.
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@: Anime7
I think it's debatable. Near the later seasons he became quite child like. He went from stone cold killer, seeking out others like a predator of superhumans, to emotional with family issues.
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@: ItDuz
I agree. When he started becoming interested in the lightning girl (don't know her name) he sort of lost his enticement as a character. In the beginning I thought he was he was cool but ya he did lose his edge when he started to become emotional. Although, that time traveling Asian kid was pretty cool. He was never lame because he never really changed as a character.
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@: Anime7
100% agreed. I think her name was Elle, that or Ellie.

Yeah, I thought Hiro was quite a good character for the show.

My favorites on the show would have to be Sylar, Nathan, and Adam (Kensie).
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@: ItDuz
Nathan was peter's brother right? He could fly really fast and became a badass as the series progressed. I don't know who Adam is though.
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I don't know! There are so many I could choose for so many reasons. In this moment, my obvious choice is:

edward SCISSORHANDS ^_^ He and I are so much alike!

EDIT: Or Lucifer from; Passion of the Christ.
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Mina from Coppola's Dracula
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Sarah Jane from Imitation of Life, so I could treat Annie how a mother/woman like her SHOULD be treated.
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Idk...I like just being me to be honest :P
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How about a television show? If so, then I would love to be Buffy and slay vampires. I don't think I'm a good actor but I envy her life. Her life is never monotonous.

If I had to pick a movie character, I'd have to go with Tyler Durden from Fight Club. Maybe it's because of how volatile I feel, but being in a club that's meant to relieve stress sounds nice right now.
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@: Anime7
He's taken. >:(

Lol
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Sorry.

Alright then I'll stick with Buffy.
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@: Anime7
I'm jk. :D
Good to see you. I wanted Shackle96 here to reenact a dialogue we had with an OP of a story that wasn't approved. "I hate anime", or something to that effect.
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Good to see you to. I think Shackleford would love to reenact. I didn't read the story though, kind of wish I did, but I've heard enough reasons to not like anime (mostly from girl).
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@: Anime7
Then OP asks something like "What? So you like it?"
And I show up: "I like him too! :) "
OP goes: "No, anime is not a person, it's a cartoon"

We're trolls, >:( Shackle'n'Nora ):<
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@: Anime7
Ah, this is a little embarrassing now, as I don't remember exactly what I said... I was mainly kind of being a smart-ass to the OP in a way that basically avoided the question but was actually in the form of a compliment to yourself good sir :)

It read something like 'No, it's not normal. Anime7 is a pretty cool guy :P'
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Fredo from Godfather II.
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Norman Reedus from Bookdock Saints. How bad ass would that be?!?!

(that or harry potter because he gets to make out with emma watson, most beautiful woman in the world)
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maybe bellatrix from harry potter
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I'd remove Mark Hamill from the Original Star Wars Trilogy.

No specific reason it had to be a male "lead".
So, i'd be a female Lucia Skywalker and try and get it on with Harrison Ford as Han Solo in the movie.
(now, if i could also exchange Leia for another person, we can keep the original plotline!)
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Sam the Orangutan from "Dunston Checks In"...oh oh, or Jack the chimpanzee from "MVP : Most Valuable Primate"
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Tom from (500) Days of Summer, just so I could taste Zooey's sweet lips.
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She looks like shes got down syndrome though.
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:O

ARE YOU ON CRACK!?
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It's in the eyes! She is hot though.
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sassafrassi
Hayley Stark - Hard Candy
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naomi watts in King Kong, that gorilla is adorable
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Tyler Durden

Kyser Soze \m/
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