Brilliant! We'll call it "urine shape now" or the "urea-lly get fit" or "peer pressure"
I'll get tony little and richard simmons on the horn, nothing but the best spokesmen! Suzanne somers can shove that thigh master up her ass! We will corner the market in restroom exercise!
The last I checked, she was a "controversial" figure who was hated by many people for starting the trend of women getting hormonal treatments to look younger.
It's very difficult to squat. You mean are lucky in these situations. All you have to do is stand, unleash your friend and aim. Women have to worry about being seen squatting through the stall openings or the door being too high up and revealing their business or accidentally getting pee on their clothes.
Girls CAN learn to pee standing up! Thinner girls are eaasier, you part ur HooHa with 2 fingers and pull up on ur clit/ uretha with another and let it fly... Probably a good idea to try in the shower first.... Or in a hotel bathroom... Hahaha ;)
Go in a ladies room and lift the seat. Youl be amazed and disgusted at whats under there. And the mens room is no treat either, especially the urinal. Fucking gorilla pubes, man. Gross!
HA! I know exactly what you mean there, floor is always covered in pee and the pubes are huge! If it wasn't for the men's bathroom I would have no idea how long pubes can actually get (as I am a manscaper). I can't imagine what a guy that hairy looks like!
I'm a female but I've gone into the men's room a few times due to a mile-long line at the ladies room.
I've always wondered about the pube situation in there. I mean, they're literally on every square inch of the restroom. I don't get it. I thought the whole point of men's clothing was the easy access features so they'd just have to poke the dick out and pee. Sometimes I wonder if guys go in there and wash their balls in the sinks and then use those hand driers to dry off which sends the pubes flying everywhere, using it as if it's some sort of free pube salon or something. So what's the deal??
I think I've seen the longest, scraggliest pubes in the world. Its unbelievable. And why must there be handprints on the wall, as if they were being frisked? Its disturbing
Despite knowing that those toilet seats are actually cleaner (in terms of actual bacteria) than the door handle in the bathroom, I cannot stand sitting on public toilet seats.
Some people don't know how to hover well. Sometimes it's just an accident of a split stream or something :p
This actually answers my question completely. I had no idea that in the case of a germy looking bathroom girls would actually "hover" a little bit over the seat. Seems like that would be difficult!
Exactly! After a several beer, you go to the washroom and there's no way you can sit on one of those seats, so you hover for the longest pee of your life (or at least that's how a beer piss seems) while your quadriceps burn. I've never been drunk enough to give in and just sit though, nor pee on the seat.
I once stayed in one of the cheapest, roach infested hotels in Bangkok. The rooms were hardly large enough to fit the bed. And the bed itself didn't have any pillows or covers, just a single fitted sheet. Tucked into cracks in the ceiling were photographs of past guests naked with the prostitutes they had just screwed.
The rooms didn't have private bathrooms; instead, each floor had one single bathroom for all guests to use. In Thailand, they don't use toilet paper - there's usually a shower wand beside the toilet that's used to rinse away the leftovers, and quite often it is used as the shower too. The bathroom that I shared with the other guests had flecks of shit sprayed over every single surface of the room. It was one of the raunchiest things I've ever seen. I went to a different hotel the next day so that I could have a shower.
I'll get tony little and richard simmons on the horn, nothing but the best spokesmen! Suzanne somers can shove that thigh master up her ass! We will corner the market in restroom exercise!
I've always wondered about the pube situation in there. I mean, they're literally on every square inch of the restroom. I don't get it. I thought the whole point of men's clothing was the easy access features so they'd just have to poke the dick out and pee. Sometimes I wonder if guys go in there and wash their balls in the sinks and then use those hand driers to dry off which sends the pubes flying everywhere, using it as if it's some sort of free pube salon or something. So what's the deal??
You can sell those, you know? Ask Borat how.
Some people don't know how to hover well. Sometimes it's just an accident of a split stream or something :p
After a several beer, you go to the washroom and there's no way you can sit on one of those seats, so you hover for the longest pee of your life (or at least that's how a beer piss seems) while your quadriceps burn. I've never been drunk enough to give in and just sit though, nor pee on the seat.
The rooms didn't have private bathrooms; instead, each floor had one single bathroom for all guests to use. In Thailand, they don't use toilet paper - there's usually a shower wand beside the toilet that's used to rinse away the leftovers, and quite often it is used as the shower too. The bathroom that I shared with the other guests had flecks of shit sprayed over every single surface of the room. It was one of the raunchiest things I've ever seen. I went to a different hotel the next day so that I could have a shower.
Sometimes, Hell is other people.