I didn't vote, but I thought that one option of helping out a hobo didn't fit in with the others because to me it's not really a negative. Same with the dog costume one, but I have a bad knee so I wouldn't want to do that either.
The one with the worst outcome is the jumping out of a plane minus a parachute because it's actually life-threatening.
Why would anyone want to give $100 to a hobo? No homeless asshole's getting My money! They need to stop being lazy and go find a job, then maybe I'll treat them to dinner.
I don't know what ant piles are like where you live, but if I stood on one here, they'd just be in darkness for 2 minutes, no harm done. They might plot to kill me off later though, I'm kindof an ass and kick sand in their holes...
I'd like to jump out of an aeroplane with no parachute, no balloon, but a wing-suit. I'm sick of having my stomach turn through a fear of heights so I'm going to try and beat it.
Rather than just beat it, it would be nice to say I jumped out of a plane without a parachute, flew like a bird, landed, and lived.
AWWW GURLLLL, i wan chooo number, so i can holler at that. i gotza crib we can chill at, it a fridge box with sum blankets to lay on, whats you say gurlll, you wanna cum hang with me, huh gurl
I'd jump and land on a pillow. (Because i got no parrish. Shoot!) Ha. I don't slap babies, no fucking way would I shave my hair, I need the money just as much as the hobo, ants in the pants would tickle too much and well maybe I could do a needle through my toe.
Its me again! Haha ya I submitted a poll that got rejected but Parrish. Shoot! Was part of it. I see some words and my brain just automatically interprets them differently. I'm a nut.
what kinda ants we talking about because if there just regular ants then yeah thats easy but if its fire ants or some other crazy ass ant then fuck that you know what im sayin
Put on a dog costume and walk around the whole day on your knees&hands? No way! I'm a bitch, I'd get dog raped. I wouldn't want to risk running into some of the people on here in a dog suit either.
I would never give a hobo $100 unless they were holding a clever sign like "Why lie! I need a cold beer" or "Will take verbal abuse."
I'm going to jump out of an airplane tis summer anyway. but I'll rather take a parachute instead of a massive pillow. With a velocity of 200km/h the inside fabric of the massive pillow will cut you when you fall in.
I would like to take back my answer and pick "All of the above". With the additional option of "In direct sequence".
I would put the dog costume on and walk on all fours in the plane, then jump out of the plane with a hobo and the two babies, give the $100 to the hobo, slap both babies, and shave my head, then bounce off of the pillow landing safely in an ant pile with a needle sticking out of it -which my pinky toe would land on, stay there for two minutes, and finish it all with a big "TA DAA!", and of course a curtsy.
I guess give $100 to a hobo. Being in a dog suit doesn't sound that bad, but my back sucks and I'd only do it at home. The Ant hill may seem minuscule, but I'd hate to think about how much hard work I destroyed and all the ants I possibly killed. Shaving my hair off wouldn't be that bad, it would make it allot easier to wear hats, but what if It made me look horrible? Then again, it doesn't take that long for hair to grow back. Slapping a kid isn't worth it. There's no I'd jump out of a airplane. I'm terrified of heights and would probably die on the spot. If anyone did jump, at such a height the pillow wouldn't do much. It would be a suicidal mission. No, needles! I hate needles and what if it isn't sanitized and I get a deadly infection from it!
And what is wrong dressing up as a dog? I do that frequently anyway. And what is wrong with giving to the homeless? Jeez aren't you supposed to make these kind of questions a hard decision to make?
Gosh, what a world.
The one with the worst outcome is the jumping out of a plane minus a parachute because it's actually life-threatening.
I'm too tight with money to give $100 to a hobo - unless he/she was an exceptional hobo.
I like my hair too much to shave it all off, and it takes a long time for it to grow back.
I couldn't slap a baby... if it was a horrible 10 year old child on the other hand...
I like ants too much to destroy their little home.
A needle through my toe would hurt like a bitch.
I'm not stupid enough to jump out of a plane without a parachute, giant pillow or no giant pillow.
You guys are pussies.
Rather than just beat it, it would be nice to say I jumped out of a plane without a parachute, flew like a bird, landed, and lived.
Nice to see you still around, by the way. :)
And it's nice to see you're back!
If anyone wants to choose one of the two for me? Go ahead. :P
I was really hoping whoever picked one for me would have chose the needle.
I would never give a hobo $100 unless they were holding a clever sign like "Why lie! I need a cold beer" or "Will take verbal abuse."
I would put the dog costume on and walk on all fours in the plane, then jump out of the plane with a hobo and the two babies, give the $100 to the hobo, slap both babies, and shave my head, then bounce off of the pillow landing safely in an ant pile with a needle sticking out of it -which my pinky toe would land on, stay there for two minutes, and finish it all with a big "TA DAA!", and of course a curtsy.
Being in a dog suit doesn't sound that bad, but my back sucks and I'd only do it at home.
The Ant hill may seem minuscule, but I'd hate to think about how much hard work I destroyed and all the ants I possibly killed.
Shaving my hair off wouldn't be that bad, it would make it allot easier to wear hats, but what if It made me look horrible? Then again, it doesn't take that long for hair to grow back.
Slapping a kid isn't worth it.
There's no I'd jump out of a airplane. I'm terrified of heights and would probably die on the spot. If anyone did jump, at such a height the pillow wouldn't do much. It would be a suicidal mission.
No, needles! I hate needles and what if it isn't sanitized and I get a deadly infection from it!