Hmm, what will this human be like? If I'm gonna be eaten, I want to be eaten in style...will this human eat my liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti?
If I'm dead already, then I don't care what eats me. Any or all of them. But they better fucking enjoy me or I'll haunt them at every subsequent meal they eat.
If I'm not dead already, a shark would get rid of me pretty quickly (as long as it ate all of me instead of just my legs), quicker death. So shark it is.
I would rather be eaten by a pig. This would imply that I am dead as pigs typically don't feast on live animals and it would save my family the cost of disposal.
Perhaps, by a black hole. I'd probably be dead before I even reached the event horizon. My matter would be stretched and pulled apart and if by some miracle that I did survive it, I could go through the wormhole and hopefully get out from a white hole. However, another question comes up, would my matter be able to reconfigure itself after such an intense pull?
I thought that at first, but I realized I would have to travel through the whale's innards for a while before drowning, suffocating, or being crushed to death. Sounds very unpleasant.
Lions will probably strangle you before eating, so you should at least be unconscious. Crocidalians have large mouths and a huge bite force, so it would be quick, whereas, sharks don't like the taste of humans, so they'll only eat more than a bite if they're starving. Those are the only animals that I really know how they'd eat a human.
If I'm dead already, then I don't care what eats me. Any or all of them. But they better fucking enjoy me or I'll haunt them at every subsequent meal they eat.
If I'm not dead already, a shark would get rid of me pretty quickly (as long as it ate all of me instead of just my legs), quicker death. So shark it is.
If no music - I'll eat myself.
It seems I'm starting to get my stories mixed up:D
wasn't it a fish for jonah??