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Would you rather cry in a BMW or laugh on the backseat of a bicycle?
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I would rather laugh in a BMW.
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A lot of people seem to be taking this question literally instead of looking at the metaphor.. not sure how I should answer.

Poor and happy rather than rich and sad, definitely, but if I take it literally...

I really AM poor. I would rather be sad in a BMW. I'd get over whatever I was sad about and sell the car for much needed money. Good times will always come again, and I already have a bicycle, which is not as valuable as a luxury car. Derp.
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I won't lie i took this literal despite understanding the context, mainly because i haven't been a bicycle person since i was a child (ironically enough) the period i was happiest.
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I'd rather be laughing on a bicycle than in a big pimp car.

But, it's not only laughs that can happen on the seat of a bicycle. There are also tears:
from not being able to stop and consequentially falling over on the hard concrete.
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I never cry so the BMW is not an option... I'll just be happy on the bicycle and know that my Lamborghini stands in the garage :D
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Awesome xD.
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I would rather laugh while running over the gay biker and the douche in the bmw in a monster truck.
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I chose crying in the backseat of a BMW.
I'm an emotional bitch with the attention span of a fly. If I'm crying I'll probably get over it in a couple minutes. But after I'm done laughing on the back of that bicycle, I'm still gonna be on the back of a bike in the middle of January.
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Haha. I think you're asking whether you'de rather be poor and happy or rich and miserable. Give me the tandem bike. But why the back seat of a bicycle?
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rin
@: Jweezee
lol..now my answer sounds stupid.
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@: rin
Sorry :)

Btw is your name Erin? I dated a girl named erin i always called rin.
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rin
@: Jweezee
No that's my stage name. :)
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The OP must be Chinese. This is a popular question in China (I'm not Chinese, but have been there) and it is mainly directed at single women seeking a husband. In other words, would you rather marry a rich guy who was a jerk, or a poor guy who made you happy? Surprisingly, most Chinese women are materialistic enough to choose the former.
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rin
I'm either missing something or that was a really random question.

Cry in a BMW because I don't know how to ride a bike XD Is it easier to sit in the back or do you need good balance too??
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Wow random ass Q lol id ride a bike laughing
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Am I missing something? If I'm crying then I'm sad, if I'm laughing then I'm happy. If I'm crying in a BMW, it clearly doesn't make me happy, so has no value. If I'm laughing on a bike I'm clearly happy, therefore it does have value.

Therefore I'd rather be laughing on a bike. Not even a tough decision.
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@: dom180
Tears of joy.. you've never cried from laughing too hard?
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depends why am i crying in the backseat of a BMW for?
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the hooker stole your wallet when she left the car
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@: omglula
haha okay. lol in reality I'm the second choice anyway xD
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Violet333
Lol I'd say bike... I have a bike myself, it gets me round to most places.
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This is how I see it: I have a BMW, and a Bike :P today I decided to ride on the bike and I was very happy :)
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I would cry tears of joy because of the awesome car I have.
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Huzzah! Joke's on you, I'm a gear head! If I'm crying, it's because I forgot where the ignition was, but soon as I stick in the key, good tymes ahead!
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beinng rich isnt all that gr8 so id take the bike ;)
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I also misread the question at first xD. I'd rather laugh on a bicycle and only ride the BMW to far away places. No seriously I'd rather irl have the BMW and after I get over the sadness sell it like PumpkinKate lol.
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GeneralFelix
That would depend on the model of BMW/ Bike and what I would be crying about.
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I thought it had more to do with comfort and security. The BMW is likely warm and cushioned and luxurious and you might even enjoy a good cry, but you prefer material wealth over true spiritual wealth, or being rich in soul, which is why being on the backseat of a bicycle is good enough for that person. Why would you trade an internal happiness for a false happiness?
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Happy in a Mercedes! No, on a serious note. In our world, money is very important. If not one of the most important things. So to lead a good life and be happy, I need money. But with money comes sadness. However, if I am poor, I won't be happy eitherway. I won't have money for a house, for food, for a normal life.

So I think it's better to rot in a luxury car, with a big house and enough money, than rot out on the street with no money.
Being miserable in a yacht would be better than being miserable in a log cabin.
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I would cry of laughter in a BMW!
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Anybody who asks a "would you rather" question should just shampoo their own crotch and fiddle their twanger.
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