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You only have three foods on the island, (all desserts). You have to share with three IIN members and three celebrities. The rescue boat will be there in three months.
Which foods, members, and celebs do you choose?
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BearGrylls
Methinks somebody was stoned when she posted this question.
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Only three IIN users? Can I take all my favorites? :)
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I bumped it up to 8. Everyone loves everyone here. Had to make room. =>
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I share this feeling! Hence the little scheme. Everyone of us has at least once been OP. Hehe. ;)
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Only three? I'll try... *Sigh*

Well, the desserts are easy. #1 Toblerone. I can easily attract my favorite Tiger with that and put my favorite Gorilla to bed when she tries to have unsafe sex with two guys :D Although, I'll probably wind up getting pregnant because they will have sex with me instead. I don't know what to name baby, though. I'll ask NoraBaker...

#2 Banana pudding. Is just banana pudding... It's not as powerful as Toblerone but it does taste good.

#3 Saycheese. She is a sweet right? If not then I'll bring Jello-shots :P I'll need Captain_Kegstand to come with me so he can provide the alcohol for them.

Celebrities? One is very easy. dappled! :D I'll have plenty of time to get know him.
Matthias Schweighöfer and Tom Hiddleston. I am not saying why I chose those two. ^_^

IIN users? Three :( Can that even be done? Wonder Woman and Batman for sure.
Batman can help we figure out if Saycheese is a dessert or not so I'll have to bring Saycheese. I may be a crime fighting stud but I'll need sex at some point and Wonder Woman is the only one woman for the job. And... :\

I can't pick three. I'll leave out so many and I can't do that. OP you need to lets us bring more. :)
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Hahahaha. There are so many things I love about this that I don't even know how to comment!!! XD
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I'll take that as I 'rocked your world', Wonder Woman! ;D

I still need that name for the baby :\
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Totally! XD

I thought we had a name for our baby girl:

Uniqua!
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Let me know when you are ready for round two. :D

Uniqua? Now I remember. Must have been the Jello-shots :P
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Nah, I don't think it's the shots, I'm pretty sure it's that darned baby Hitler! I thought I told you to leave it in the past! But no! you just had to bring it to the future, didn't you?!
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Alright, too many good IIN members. We'll do 8. How's that?
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That's much better ^_^

But I'll probably still cheat >:)
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Aside from the others I already have which include; Captain_Kegstand {I love his username} NoraBaker, NeuroNeptunian, Saycheese, Frosties, and dappled, I think that's it.

Hmm... Shackleford96, flutterhigh, dom180, Ono, CoverYourEars {I have to bring her so we can finish our Christmas tree}, DannyKanes, Dulse., and all the other IIN users :D

I told you I would still cheat :P
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WEll #1 i pick saycheese cause she can make use all the desserts with her baking skills.

if i had that i dont think i need anyone else, so maybe the fattest and tastiest IIN users so i can have some people steaks.

Foods will be whatever my lil cheeesy feels like cooking

....wait wait, maybe we can have the hot chick from myth busters too then, but only if the only thing she gets to when is a lab coat and thats all

and celebrities i choose the 2 myth buster guys, as long as they have a giant palet of duct tape as the 3rd celebrity
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Hm.

I have Fruit Salad, a Cocos-Chocolate-Milk Shake with vanilla ice, and creme brulee.
(Fruity, Milky and Sweet, respectively...i think i could eat those the longest time).

I'll have with me: Shackleford, saycheese, and neuroneptunian (just because i thought of those first. Runners up are obscurereason, Pumpinkate, orinoco, frosties, notfloydzie, space_ghost, anime7,...)

The celebs i'm taking are Justin Bieber(we'll make up a story about his tragic demise before the boat arrives), Ellen Degeneres(hey, we could use some entertainment-), and Vanessa Mae(she gets to keep her violin, right?).

So i'll have food i hope to survive on, people to chat with, and music+entertainment(i'm counting bieber as the latter, if someone wondered) :)
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Thank you, but I must warn you, I would probably be the first one to eat you :)
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uhm... *puzzled*

to properly react mentally, i'd have to know wether you mean that in a food, a sexual, or a friendly way?

If it's just about meat, you can munch on bieber-steaks ;)

either way, i guess i'll take that risk-
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All three really ;)
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if you can settle for bieber-steaks on the food part, we can work something out there ^_^
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Definitely sounds tempting, but I'm just not really sure if bieber-steaks would taste very good...
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Thanks! Being a runner up is just as good.

Don't forget I still owe you a lap-dance :) That might make you change your mind.
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you bring up a very good point ^_^
also after that videogames-post! Ok, besides shackleford, you get second spot *gg*

Third person then is saycheese or neuroneptunian, whoever speaks up first(hey, i don't even know if EITHER would want to be stuck on an island with me for several months... -_-)
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Yes! :D

I'm not sure if I'll eat any Bieber, though. I don't want to catch a fever from his dirty meat :P
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Desserts: Key Lime Pie, and Chocolate cheese cake (both delicious) and Dreamsicle Martini's (because they are technically a dessert food but I will wanna be drunk and make the best of my island "vacation"

IIN members: Too damn many to name but i'm gonna go with Neuroneptunian, djpatties, and spaceghost? (somebody is gonna hafta keep me entertained for three months on an island and these are the last three members that made me audibly laugh out loud!)

And Celebrities... Ewin Mcgregor because he is BAD ASS! Emma Watson Because she is the most beautiful woman that has ever lived, and Angelina Jolie because she spent a ton of time in Cambodia and hopefully knows how to keep the rest of us alive! (and she is hot)
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We are on bad terms now, I thought you loved me.
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Lolz of course I love you! Just haven't heard much from you in the last few days (till today obviously). So you weren't one of the top three most recent laughs chart lolz.
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I am still going to piss on you in your sleep.
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Lolz, that would be much more frightening if you knew where I lived!
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Missouri.
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Was it the monkey pictures or something else? By the way, thanks! I would love to be on that island with you and the others ^_^
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No Spacey!!! You're Claire, the pregnant chick, and you are on THIS side of the island. "The others" are on the other side and you DON'T want to hang with them, silly!

(Ok, this is a reference to that paragraph you didn't understand)
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Is it normal I still don't understand? ;D
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Yes, of course! You were most likely watching Hannah Montana when I was watching Lost! Lololol XD
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I was spying on IIN users :D
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Okay everyone, I changed the IIN members part to PICK 8.
=D
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So many cats on this site.
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So you are taking Frosties? You only need two more now.
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First of all, let's take care of the yummy part! I'd serve and have infinite stock of Häagen-Dazs ice cream, Tiramisu, and chocolate Éclairs.

It's really hard to choose just 3 IIN members to take; but I'm in a line of work that oftentimes requires me to be very cunning, so I've decided to bring with me Anonymous Story Author, Anonymous Poll Creator, and OP. Everybody let's go!!!
XD

If that is not allowed I'd make it an all-girl thing and take Wigsplitz, ...Space_Ghost?, and one of my IIN sisters, NeuroNeptunian. 

Celebrities, on the other hand, would be an all-boy thing: Jack White, Jamie Oliver, Bear Grylls. Self-explanatory. All useful, talented and hot! :)

If instead I could choose characters, I'd choose Sawyer, Jack, and Hurley so we can play Lost! Wigz would for sure play Ana Lucia with that attitude of hers, Spacey would be the pregnant chick and Neuro would be Charlie because she's such a tomboy. And I'd be Kate and bang the two hot guys. Ha!
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I didn't get picked out of the IIN users? I didn't get picked out of the celebrities either? I see how it is Nora, I see how it is...
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Of course you did! In my OP scheme EVERYBODY I love got picked! You're one of them, Paris. ;)
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Yes! Thank you Wonder Woman! ^_^
I don't understand your bottom paragraph but it made me laugh :D
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Oh, totally allowed. You can take me. I love eclairs. =>
I bumped the IIN part to 8 because everyone got sad about just three of us. =]
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I'm glad you upped it to eight people. I was struggling to pick three. In no particular order, SayCheese (have you seen those desserts? I thought I was good, but she is just exceptional), DannyKanes (my oldest bud here. Wouldn't be the same on a desert island without him), NoraBaker and ...Space_Ghost? (not just for the double act but also because I'm very fond of them both), devilla (nobody has made me laugh more), dom180, MissSorel and ItDuz (to push up the Brit-count, and also because I think we'd have good conversations), and the last spot goes to the Tardis (so I can come back and grab all the people I've forgotten). And yes, I know I've chosen nine. I kind of want Shackleford96 and the trolls to come too. Actually, scrub all this. I want all of IIN. Even the people who don't think I'd want them to come.

Celebrities, hmm. David Attenborough (the living person I have most respect for), Johnny Depp (just get the impression he's a lot of fun), and someone female who can sing. Let's say, hmm, Lily Allen, because she's fun too.

But most importantly, desserts! I love the taste of ground almonds (and fruit) so... a frangipane, say, a cherry one. Then something creamier, like pannacotta, zabaglione or cheesecake (tempted with the other two but I'm going for honey cheesecake with crystallised ginger). Finally, chocolate needs to make an appearance so I'm saying chocolate trifle with spiced rum-soaked raisins and sponge infused with Tuaca vanilla liqueur. And a tarte au citron too please. Oh, and an Eton Mess. And an affogato. Okay, I'm done. :D
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@: dappled
I was reading an went: "Ooooh, zabaglione!!!" I'd like to have zabaglione right now... It comes with memories of helping make it! :)
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Me too. Italians don't mess around with food and drink. I think it's the only cuisine where the starters, mains, desserts, soft drinks, and alcoholic drinks are all to my taste.

I can't believe I've never made zabaglione myself. I used to have a local source but now I've moved, I'm zabaglioneless. :/
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@: dappled
No!!! Now I want Limoncello for breakfast! :(

When we made zabaglione, we also made pavlovas, due to the leftover egg whites. Yumm... They're both easy to make, you should give it a try!
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Limoncello is exactly what I was thinking of what I wrote that. And for the soft drink, San Pellegrino Aranciata. Orangina is nice enough but the San Pellegrino stuff is wonderful. Shame it costs a fortune here. As does root beer. I've been bemoaning the lack of root beer in this country and I had my first root beer in years at the weekend (imported from Australia of all places).
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@: dappled
Grrr, dappled devil you! No root beer either at current location!!
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Why would we need desserts, cant it just be alcohol?
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yes and im good on my back too!!
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Oh I know you are.
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Alchohol could be a dessert.
Pick two more.
=]
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Really?! Oh shit I'm changing mine!
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Well, If I had three desserts to chose from I'd take three of the biggest cartons of ice cream that Walmart has to offer.

IIN Members: Domio180 and ItDuz. That's really it. I don't want any girls on the island purely cause that would complicate things. I like Domio180's insight on topics and he seems to be wise beyond his years. ItDuz seems like an interesting guy to talk to and I feel like if we were on an island that would be the only way for us to actually have a good conversation.

Celebrities: At this point I would just pick people that I would love to meet. How about Yuri Lowenthal, Steven Blum, and Seth Macfarlane.
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@: Anime7
Yes!!! Seth MacFarlane! :) *sigh*
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Ono
I'd probably get sick of the desserts pretty quickly so i'd take a few of the IIN fatties to keep me well fed.
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Foods:
Chocolate
Ice cream
Alcohol

IIN Members:
flutterhigh
Shackleford96
djpatties

Celebs:
Zombie Amy Winehouse
Stephen Fry
Ray Mears

Oh and thanks for the fun poll OP. Sometimes a thing like this is a nice break from all the tide of generic questions.
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Food: cheesecake, gelato & marzipan

3 IIN members: that's a hard one... Dappled, Wigsplitz, and Itduz.

3 celebrities: Living or dead? Dead, I'll pick Bruce Lee. If not then I'll go with: Jet Li-because he knows how to fight, Lady Gaga- for entertainment and Hayao Miyazaki.
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Banana pudding, oreo ice cream, apple pie

George Carlin, George Debeya Bush, George Clooney

Space_Ghost, ItDuz, Who_fan, Neuro, Parrish, flutterhigh, dappled, Shackleford
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OP it saved this time! :D

"Debeya" LOL XD! Are you using my banana for the pudding? I won't get your carrot call if I don't have my banana. But I guess I won't need it because will be on the island together! :D
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We have plenty of bananas, so you can still keep in touch with people. How do you think we got a a hold of a rescue boat?
=>

Technically the most important person you know would be on the island, though, so you don't need the nana- but I'll let you keep it. =P
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Yes! Thank you! I get to have my banana and eat it too :D
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=D
Always.
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Fruit salad, pumpkin pie, and cake

ellen degeneres, ???, and ???

NotFloyzie, Bear Grylls and Flutterhigh
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well id take chocolate, steak and ive got my own milk for a drink!!

As for celebs thats diffecault, i will have to think on that one
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I don't know where you live that steak is a dessert, but I wanna move there!
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m not keen on deserts that why i did a steak!
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Ya the dessert part is killing me too! I have to find something with alcohol in it for sure if i'm gonna be stuck on an island for three months!
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Don pedro is a good alcoholic dessert
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Well, you can always give up on the chocolate cheesecake and have funny brownies instead. :D
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YOU! ARE! A! GENIUS!
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