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I hate walking down the streets today,no love is given to me or my mates. I feel like I am only here to finger my arse before I sh*t. I feel like when im in the shower giving my self an enema the whole world is watching me and shaving my back. I want to go to the subway and find a mate to bend me over a bench and beat the hell out of me, then leave me for dead until some caring preacher would come off the rail and say "hey young mate you get someone in your life?" Then he would take me a cheap motel and tie me up the bed and pull out his shaver and cut my balls sack off and take it with him. Then I would scream "I WANT A FIRE MAN TO FUCK ME IN THE ARMPIT" Then one of my mates would pull the fire alarm in the hall and then the building sprinklers would come on and a hot sweaty fireman would come and take care of my armpit for 50 pounds. This is what I want.
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Comments (3)
deric (6714)
2007-04-23 14:06:59
Sorry, but pulling a fire alarm will not activate sprinkler heads.
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-04-23 15:46:26
This is interesting going and telling a social worker this will land you in a nutt house for sure but from my experience nutt houses are a fun place to leave amoung others that are just like you and dream up this kinda stuff. Its never to late to just rent a gay porno and get it all over with.
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kharmatika (10110)
2007-08-28 12:09:27
WTF?!?! that was either an amazing piece of poetry, or the sickest thing I've ever heard. congradulations, either way.
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