dude ur normal and i like the way u think.
the butt plug thing.....welll i don't know but yeah...i think somepeople do wear butt pluggs in public.....i would if i did that stuff *high paw*

Ok, we have an expert on this site that really knows quite a bit about butt plugs, his screen name is smithee he will help you. I bet he is wearing one right now. GOOD LUCK

I think you should get some toilet paper, wet it, and stick it in... (works for me!)

Naww, u gotta go get a quarter, then a cork, glue the quarter on the cork, soak it in some water, AND SHOVE THAT LITTLE FUCKER IN

well im not really experienced in this area but what prevent you from buying sex toys...

in denmark a 14 year old can go in and buy a king size dildo if they want sex is not allowed before reaching age of 15 though

in alternate items... well i guess you could use a shaft from a broom when youre home :s but to me it still sounds a lil weird but what the fuck people have free will so go anal stimulate yourself all you want...

I use a pen! Just lube it up and shove it up that asshole!

I don't get it..

Flashlight.

I enjoy, oranges, my fist, and my cell phone.

cell phone works the best, because u can put the ringer on vibrate and call it from your house phone.