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I was walking around the local playground. What a glorious day indeed it was. I saw some little girls playing hopscotch and basketball. They were humming some random Pointer Sisters song. I took it upon myself to go talk to them. Keep in mind, I'm a very nervous individual. I don't have much experience talking to girls of this caliber.
I walked over to these girls, and I said "Hey, how are you doing". They said they were pretty good. I asked them if they liked basketball. The girl said, "Why yes sir, indeed I do". I told her to come behind the rusty monkey bars, they were located behind the wooden gymnasium.
I unzipped my pants, and she said, "Mr, what are you doing". I told her I needed to get a lollipop for her. I removed a blow pop and I gave it to her. She smiled gracefully, and then I punched her in the face and I raped her. When I was done, I carried the body to my house and put her in a wood shredder, is this normal?
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Comments (8)
not normal...but so fcukin funny.. Obviously if it happened in real life it would be tragic and i wouldn't hesitate to shoot you in the kneecaps then drag you to the police station with a note stapled to your head telling the cops what you done and why you got kneecapped.
I lied about giving her a blowpop. I actually just raped her.
Wow you are very creative. I like the go behind the monkey bars ploy that is the best place to hide behind in the play ground. GOOD LUCK
Well, if you didn't notice the monkey bars are located behind a large number of items like a wooden gymnasium. Oh well, I got what I wanted.
True or not it is an interesting post. I dont no what to say, kinda scary, what was the age difference here, the girl seems very unintellectual. A wood shredder, well, that was the icing on the cake really. At first I thought you said wood shed, meaning she would wake up and be in an unknown place and go crazy. All and all, this post is... interesting
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take me behind the monkey bars nd shred my wood. i wont even ask for a lollipop.
Yeah you did.
Shit happens.
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