so's your mother.

I am going to fall over dead im laughing so hard, that was sick and funny, the real life "boogie man" haha

i take it you read purple aki story..

he's freaky man. he asks you to do squats.. but you gotta have big muscles for him to be attracted to you..unless you're a boy..then he just follows you and rapes you.

so's your mother u inbred

Wow who would be crazy enough to let him touch them? What a freak what is he up to now?

I think he is in prison again..not sure. Its possible he is out but a lot of men just laugh at him when he asks because he usually asks rugby players and bodybuilders.. In the criminal underworld he is basically laughed at for his madness but he's not to be trusted...He can blow his top anytime on anyone.. Last i heard he was living in the St. Helens area of Merseyside but thats where he got caught...probably moved on by now. I got sent to prison for beating the shit out of some faggot who tried to hit my precious girlfriend and the stories i was told about Aki in there were so funny..Apparantly he asked some young buck if he could slide his body through a chair and if he did he would give him a pouch of tobacco...the stupid fcuk began to get through the chair and purple Aki trapped him inbetween the chair and stuffed the tobacco pouch in his mouth and raped him in the sh1tter. lmao...This is all true by the way.. He is properly fcuked up..they named him purple Aki because his skin was so black it was almost purple and he often wore a purple cape when he followed you..hehehe

LOL I love storys like that I will have to tell my friends about him, I just cant get over him being on the internet wikipedia that makes you famous.

So my home town of Liverpool UK is not only famous for having the most successful football team in europe and the band known as The Beatles...We also have Purple Aki the stalking squat requesting muscle toucher.

From what ive seen on the net he has touched alot of peoples lives he is like a local celebrity. So you watch the UFC? You know about the english fighter bisping? He was on the Ultimate fighter season 3 I think and now he fights in the ufc he is also from liverpool.

you mean Michael Bisping.. Born in Cyprus and now lives in Widness, Cheshire. Its funny how many d1ckheads you see strutting around like they own the place and bisping just looks like an everyday bloke.. It would be funny to see some unsuspecting cunt who thinks he is gods gift pick a fight with him at a bar or something.. You gotta be careful these days..you don't know who you squaring up to.