WTF is Chavs?

chavs are abusive people that dress up ridiculously, constanly mess with the cops/police, annoy anyone they see.... omg just typing this is annoying! ahhh *finds a chav to slaughter*

Do it and feel no shame. I doubt you will be prosicuted as you will be providing a public service.

Kinda like the people that try to squeegee my windshield when I stop at a red light...

we have a similar thing here we call chavs they are people in government housing I would like to drop sarin gas on them I know how you feel

You touch a famers calves and he will kill you, thats his money if you do it you are on your own, he will burry you somewhere that cannot be found.

right, i'll just set you americans and others straight on "chavs" They are mainly found in places like Essex in London but chavism is a bit more wide spread now. They wear clothing such as Burberry and they all look the same. They do not work...ever. They scrounge off the government and spend all their dole (welfare) on cannabis and alcohol.. They steal cars and take them joy riding which is know over here as T.W.O.C. (Taking Without Owners Consent) They are all basically wronguns with no life who think it is cool to wear lots of soveriegn rings/chains and ear-rings...yes, there are also female chavs...we all need love and chavs usually meet other chavs and share partners. They are well known haters of goths and emo's and if you get an A.S.B.O. (Anti Social Behavioural order) Then in chav world you will be looked upon as the chosen one.. ASBO's are usually handed out by the Police ASBO officer who compiles a dossier of all the crimes committed by certain chavs..this all goes together in an application to the courts to ban chavs from local neighbourhoods as they are a fcukin nuisance to society. They are not tough and they will only fight with weapons and in gangs.. Get a chav on his/her own and they sh1t a brick or pee their pants.. Basically the dirty smelly spot on the a55hole of humanity.. Kill them all.

haha, that that was basically the whole meaning of chav summed up, thank you

Seems like the priveleged kids that live around me, they do things out of bordem. But they don't bother me.

@ everyone..

check this tit out.. michael carroll.
He has been named the king of chavs. Just google the name in google images and he's the one wearing the nike cap and all the jewellery..He won over £9 million on the uk national lottery... couldn't of gone to better person..he could of cleaned up his act but because he is a born chav so he remains a fat scumbag. The boy cant even talk properly let alone spell his own name.. madness.
He should spend some of his cash on english lessons. Am i jealous...fcukin too right i am..not of him...he's a blob of sh1t...i want to win the lottery so i can buy a stadium and house all the chavs in there..i'll just tell them theres loads of stolen cars, gold chains, and burberry clothing in there...when they all go in i will get in my newly aquired helicopter equipped with missiles and machine guns and i will blow them to pieces..chav scum..

I watched him on E! True Hollywood Story, said he was violent drug addict. That episode was about people who won the lottery, and what happened to their lives afterwards.

kill them all!! :) !!

death to them all.
That michael carroll looks like a right boozer!
chavs disgust me aghhh

someone post some chav jokes or something

what do you call a female chav in a white tracksuit ?

the bride.

whats a chavs most confusing day of the year ?

fathers day.

whats the chav getting for xmas ?

your bike.

I feel like an idiot now, that was funny I googled that peice of shit, i like his 350,000 pounds slum.

keep the chav jokes coming!
more more

chavjokes.com

no its not normal

kill all the emos instead

before they do it themselves

emo is fashion
chav is lifestyle...

Chavulation must be wiped out

i so agree kill all chavs and chavscousers

find a chav beat it up and all day long you will have good luck

ALL CHAVS ARE FAGS EXCEPT VICKY POLLARD. DONE AND DONE. HOPEFULLY THIS BEHAVIOUR IS NORMS BTW.

a british comidian sumed it up he said " i hate the word chav because its a word posh people use to call the working class, hah look at those poor people and there funny clothes" stop hating chaves hate the thugs who hang around on the street corners not the poor people who cnt afford good clothes .

tip get a brick with wholes in it tie a thick piece of string apox 3 feet in length and smak the bitch out of them with it.

Is it normal to want to kill people?

Err, let me think about that for a moment...

Well, no actually, I believe that it is definitely NOT normal to want to kill people. Hope you're not too disappointed...

These 'things' are not people. when they steal your bike and smash your windows then tell me killing them is not normal.

wanting to kill chavs is a very normal thing and i have a pile of bodies under my bed

Just call them Wiggers

Vigilantism, is one option, calling the cops when you see them committing crime, or using a sling shot, but then again who cares they suck and one day they f$#@ck with thee wrong person and get theirs don't cause yourself illness over them just ignore them.

Ali G is a chav
basically a stupid english "gansta"

some gangsta people get on my nerves because they think they are so good. but people like 50cent, X-zibit and Camillionare they are okay people.