chopped him in half.....
id laugh

lol.

really weird...


p.s hahaha

FREAKY HAHAHA. YEAH DONT LAF WAT IS WRONG WITH U!!!!!!

fake its impossible to chop a peron clear in half with a skateboard... hell u cant even break the skin unless its falling at 30 MPH which i highly doubt because for that to have happened the skateboard wouldve had to go 30-45 feet in the air. also to chop someont in half the skateboard wouldve had to be sharpened on the tip break 4 ribs and 2 hip bones also go through 2-4 layers of fat (depending on weight of said friend) and break several layers of skin... in otherwords, no u cant laugh at something that didnt happen.

It's a fucking skateboard.
Its made of half an inch of wood.
there is no possible way in human heritage, that, that bleak piece of wood could do that.

The Falling off part is believable, but the only this could happen is if the board went up far enough gain the actual momentum to be shaped by gravity and the g-forces to force it to become sharp. Even if that happened, your friend has to be retarded not to get out of the way, he has like, 20 seconds to do so.

YOu lying idiot.

would be funny but this isnt true x

i dont get it.... is he dead... or just hit in the mid section????

if it is Christian Crawford, then laugh yourself to death