Shave it off.

just dont cut your ass hole that could be bad.

rip them out one by one.

lol i like dat rip them out one by one yer try it u may not be able to sit down for a couple of weeks lol

take a boiling hot shit maybe it'll burn off

if your a man you dont need to shave your ass hole,but if your a girl you need to,cos it will be nice to fuck a shaved ass hole lol

how the hell do u shave that?
i barely shave my legs evenly u want me to shave that dark bumpy hairy tunnel? hell no!
if u dont like it, its ur problem!
why do u accept pubic hair and no butt hair? its silly really
if u must, use a depicant cream.. like nair or something.. but avoid the opening of ur anus as it has many chemicals that could get all the way up and irritate ur inner organs.

Couldn't you just use some Veet? If you're a guy, I believe there's even Veet for Men now (cos, ya know, the 'for men' makes it masculine :p).

Put cream on, wait for so many minutes, shower it off et voila - smooth as a baby's, well, as YOUR bottom now.

does your shit get caught in the hair

get a wax dumb ass

Get a Brazilian wax