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I wana grow up with a turtle and we will be freinds till we die.
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brothershamass (380)
2007-05-01 09:03:10
Depends, do you expect the turtle to be an expect in the art of the Ninja?
Are you sure you would get bored after the turtle turns twenty?
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normal_guy (5561)
2007-05-01 19:06:31
Or grow up with a cockertoo they live to a rife old age to.
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~NeicyBaBy~ (8601)
2007-06-05 15:11:46
i love turtles...
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beatles_steffi (9285)
2007-09-20 10:04:27
turtles are nice looking.... normal.... just not a snapping turtle, maybe a huge sea turtle that would live to be 150 years old
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MichelleLivesMusic (10021)
2007-10-16 15:18:05
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