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I want to fuck a porn star
I know all porn stars are complete whores. What would my chances be if I wrote one a letter a nice letter not an email I want to show that I care and explain to them how I want to fuck them and send a pic. Im not bad looking and im a younger guy so I think I would have a shot at it. If I write all my favorite stars one is bound to screw me, ill come to them they wont even have to travel. What do you all thank?
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Comments (16)
Virtue2020 (7190)
2007-05-03 17:57:17
go for it, they probably wont do it though
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-05-03 18:58:02
follow your dreams you might get lucky
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spamjavelin (7659)
2007-05-03 19:03:58
grow some balls first..
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-05-03 19:04:26
you could probably entice ron jeremy to do you.offer him a sandwich as part of the deal and Ill know he'll go for it.
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-05-03 20:46:34
why dont you just try and be in a pron movie> The fuking in porn movies is more staged than real so dont get carried away with what you see in them
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-05-03 20:50:09
doubt it.

You are pretty pathetic sounding though.
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2007-05-04 01:16:35
Write the Damn letter already.
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deric (6714)
2007-05-04 03:19:06
Its like sending a picture of a brick to a mason. Its their job, they don't need to look at , more work. But give it a shot.
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cillya (8337)
2007-05-17 19:49:22
@: Shavemeslowly
lol
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Footfan90 (5641)
2007-05-18 04:08:04
u'd probs have to see them in person 2 get anywhere i think. the letter just wont cut it.
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FoobiPhi (8415)
2007-06-05 11:24:42
I'm sure they would have sex with you if you wrote them such a kind letter.
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lavaqueen (9016)
2007-07-23 04:37:54
keep dreaming
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insane_pyromaniac (9501)
2007-07-24 09:24:56
i would like to fuck a porn star too but they would demand money so i just go with the hot chicks who dont have to get payed
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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)
2007-08-02 20:32:47
keep dreaming faggot
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Happy_PandaUK (10562)
2007-09-12 19:26:24
write a generic letter

to XXX i am your biggest fan ect i like your bewbies blah blah

then just exchange XXX with the name and send to all pornstars! someone has to accept
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GutDropper (12237)
2007-12-15 05:53:41
Just visit ukpornstarescorts.com and your dream can come true - assuming you've got the cash to pay for it of course! There are plenty of amateur pornstars working as escorts that are just as good and a fraction of the price! If you want great sex......pay for it!
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