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Hey I need help please.

Smithee here,
I think someone just needs to come kick my ass. I hate my self I want to be gay but then again I want to be straight and sometimes I want to fuck animals. I fucking hate who I am and sometimes I wish I were in prison getting a proper banging by someone who needs a sweet little peice of boy ass. Im so short they would'nt put me in general population so fuck it maybe I can go to a turkish prison insted. I feel like putting those fast growing grass seeds up my ass and not shitting for a week just so someone can bend me over and stick a weed eater up my ass to trim back the grass.
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (6)
ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-05-04 14:28:32
Smithee you got it all wrong, I cannot help it if you type in "smithee" on the search you will find 2 pages worth of storys. Im starting to think you are posting them to keep your self in peoples thoughts.
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.smithee (5646)
2007-05-04 14:37:38
@: ChrisUFC
Your such a liar Chris. Its you posting all these stories about me else you would display your stories. Your hiding them for a reason. And its you posting all the bad ones of stargirl to. You even put my name in your profile of some ugly gay guy. show your stories else shut the fuk up!
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-05-04 14:54:21
@: .smithee
I told you before why im not showing my stories. Now im really starting to think you are the one who writes the star girl storys for even bringing it up. If I got something to say to her I will just say it, we are engaged in an argument every day for christ sake. Smithee dont deny the picture! That was right before we left with the rest of the fleet for key west. I hate how you pretend to be someone else on this site, its like you put on a mask and sit behind the computer.
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spamjavelin (7659)
2007-05-04 15:20:23
get a room.
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kitty_time98 (8701)
2007-06-05 15:27:59
Call the po-po on wourself and stop abusing people. Throw your com out the window.
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Hippeh (7872)
2008-02-04 06:53:38
Have a interupted something?...
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