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Tough Situation
OKSo this girl I proper likes said (during a party) she would let me ride her bareback if I got off with her MALE friend. I said yes (if you knew her you would too) and it was quick and painless.
But then she laughed and said forget it.
So I cut her up into small pieces with a machete.
Where should I hide the pieces? Or should I just put them in the blender?
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Encase in cement and drop in the ocean.
Bury in someone elses back yard.
If the pieces are small enough, just flush them down the toilet.
Or you could just scatter them across the town to send the police on a scavenger hunt.
Cook em up and eat em.
Or make a stew for the homeless folks.
Dissolve in acid(thanks sov).
The possibilities are endless, just use some imagination.
secondly....u r a murderer.
and finally...u r a gay murderer who is wanted by the law. Turn yourself in to dog the bounty hunter..he'll go easy on you...then he'll pray for you.
Make a pie out of them and give it to her parents.