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Is It Normal To Eat Your Own Hand For Pleasure?

Since my wife left me and my fish passed on to a better place(R.I.P. Mildred) I have been occupying myself in a rather strange manner. It all started one night when I was marking my classes GCSE papers, when I got rather hungry but no amount of food seemed to satisfy my needs. I started by chewing on my thumb, but I soon realised drops of blood were appearing on Dave Robsons English paper. Before I knew it I'd eaten half of my own thumb! I know you will think I am disturbed but eating myself is the only thing left I have in life to truely enjoy. I have told my pupils this but they simply just laughed and now I fear I may lose my job or possibly be unable to work. Is it really a crime for a fully grown man to eat his OWN flesh? Please help.
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (12)
I had a teacher who had one index finger missing. He said it was from when he was doing jury service and he helped to send a blackman named Chalky to prison and Chalky got angry, chased him around the court room and bit off his finger. I believe he was hungry and ate it himself..so i guess your normal. Try the pinky...it tastes like salty peanuts.
you have some fucked up storys keep them coming.
That one is actually true like many of the others i have told on isitnormail
my teachers name was Mr. Trainer and there was another teacher called Mrs. sole...I think it was a shoe thing.. He is now the headmaster of the school...15 years ago when i last threw something at him..Apparently he was chased round the class by a pupil who was older than me..our music teacher was also a reverend and his name was reverend Guilford..he always had lots of boys in tow and it wasn't until over 15 years later i was reading the local paper and there he was on the front page for touching boys up in the eighties..hahahahaa, he got slapped with a 9 month sentence for molesting boys..dirty c*nt..i remember he used to ask you to come closer when he was looking at your work or explaining something to you..now i know he had his hand on his c0ck through that hole in his pocket..I think i might ask him to measure my muscles next time i see him..or maybe do a few squats for him..fcukin nonce.
fuck that go to the jail and visit him behind the glass and pull out your dick and put on a show to tease him. 9 months is not long enough they should have threw away the key for that pervert.
thats what its like over here..i got 18 months for having a fight..it wasn't even a fight..the guy tried to hit my gf so i planted him one and he hit the deck...then i kicked him around a few times..nothing serious..just cracked his teeth and broke his nose..the punch i landed gave him the black eye and possibly the nose job...it was all caught on cctv so i was banged to rights and when the jury seen the video they gasped at my ferociousness on this poor man..i couldnt believe i was going to prison to be the bitch on G wing...!!! lol. Any way the point i'm making is that i have seen it many times where the paedo/molesteror get away with a jail sentence because the prisons are full or the judge is a fellow nonce..I couldn't believe it when my gf told me about the story in the newspaper where the kiddy fiddler walked free and i got jail !!!! surely this isn't right.
Fcuk, if i was the judge i'd order the prison govenor to release some bad boys who are doing time for selling a bit of pot and make room for the nasty pervs.. God i hate the system in UK. It should be like USA more...From what i have seen on usa programmes on t.v. the law come down on you like a ton of bricks..fcukin life sentences for robbery on the grocery store...fcuk if we did that here we'd be out of prison in less than a year..If you get sentenced 3 years over here you cut it in half which makes 18 months then in half again for youe tag/out on license so you're looking at getting out of a three year sentence in nine months and then being on a curfu with tag on ankle for nine months...fcukin bizzare..
That videos gotta be on the net of the beat down you should look for it you could be famous and not even know it, kimbo could be watching it to get a few tips who knows. Yeah child molesters are like dog shit here they even dedicated date line nbc to doing quite a few specials every year to pretend to be kids on the net and get guys to come over to the house for little boy and girl sex its great watching their faces change color when they know they are busted and half of them have seen the show and were worried about coming in the house but just couldnt resist a shot of 12 year old boy ass.
try eating your c*ck. c*ck.
Wow, it does!

Also, yes it is weird.

But just yesterday I was chewing on my inner arm and left severl teeth marks. My parents freeked out. Seriously, no joking.
i have bit holes im my arms before no shit its true i have also burnt myself with glowing red metal i have many scars the weird thing is that over half of them i dont know where theire from :s
Draw a dong on your hand hopefully that'll stop you eating your hand
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