Since my wife left me and my fish passed on to a better place(R.I.P. Mildred) I have been occupying myself in a rather strange manner. It all started one night when I was marking my classes GCSE papers, when I got rather hungry but no amount of food seemed to satisfy my needs. I started by chewing on my thumb, but I soon realised drops of blood were appearing on Dave Robsons English paper. Before I knew it I'd eaten half of my own thumb! I know you will think I am disturbed but eating myself is the only thing left I have in life to truely enjoy. I have told my pupils this but they simply just laughed and now I fear I may lose my job or possibly be unable to work. Is it really a crime for a fully grown man to eat his OWN flesh? Please help.
Fcuk, if i was the judge i'd order the prison govenor to release some bad boys who are doing time for selling a bit of pot and make room for the nasty pervs.. God i hate the system in UK. It should be like USA more...From what i have seen on usa programmes on t.v. the law come down on you like a ton of bricks..fcukin life sentences for robbery on the grocery store...fcuk if we did that here we'd be out of prison in less than a year..If you get sentenced 3 years over here you cut it in half which makes 18 months then in half again for youe tag/out on license so you're looking at getting out of a three year sentence in nine months and then being on a curfu with tag on ankle for nine months...fcukin bizzare..
Also, yes it is weird.
But just yesterday I was chewing on my inner arm and left severl teeth marks. My parents freeked out. Seriously, no joking.
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1