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My mom embarrasses me

My mom loves cats.We have like 20 or so at home.Anyway all her stuff has cats on them.Like we eat off of plates with cats on them and our van has cat bumper stickers all over it,that kind of stupid stuff.

All that is bad enough but she has this shirt that she sometimes wears that makes me want to kill her or myself if we are together when she wears it.

The front of the shirt has a picture of a cat on it and over the top of the cat is the word "Pussy" and below the cat is the word "Lover".


"Pussy Lover" in big black letters right there on her shirt and she doesnt even get it.If she takes me to the mall or someplace wearing that shirt I want to die.All my friends laugh at the shirt and laugh at me.

Why is it that Im 15 and a virgin and I can see the double meaning behind that shirt but my mom who has had sex before cant see it?

Is it normal for me and my friends to see the double meaning in that shirt but for old people not to get it?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (10)
McGreg (7610)
2007-05-06 10:24:34
Aight, my mum has 3 cats and when she calls her little pussies. Then we have a dog called muffin, which is abbreviated to muff. So I live in a house full of pussies and muffs. I on the other hand find it humourous as do my friends. Just learn to laugh at things and you'll feel a whole lot better about crap.
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-05-06 10:35:35
your mom is a cat freak and it will only get worse, im sure one day she will have 50 hanging around the house and it will smell horrible. GOOD LUCK oh yeah and bleach the shirt while its getting washed so she cannot wear it anymore
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-05-06 10:43:00
Having 20 cats is disgusting your housemust stink
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spamjavelin (7659)
2007-05-06 11:12:11
ur mom is a lezza. she likes pussy. ask her to do a cunnilingus video and post it to me. I'll give you my address if she agrees to this.
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.smithee (5646)
2007-05-06 11:56:19
yeah I see your point. Ask her not to wear that shirt when you go out in public with her. I think she knows the meaning of the word but just thinks it is funny.
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-05-06 16:05:44
@: .smithee
smithee just admit you got hard when you read about the old bag wearing the cheesey shirt.
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sweetchili101 (8190)
2007-05-06 16:54:51
buy her a designer coat with a diamond brooch in the shape of a cat...she will ditch the pussy shirt faster than you can blush mate.
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Random246 (8140)
2007-05-13 21:04:50
tell her what it means
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DoonDoon (7460)
2007-05-21 09:31:28
imagine how embarrassed you'd be if your mom loved dachshunds and wore a shirt saying "I love weeners".

See, it could always be worse.
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gentleromeo (15345)
2008-07-27 15:10:11
YA every body gets it,i love pussy should say i love cats.thers like 20 cats in your house? is your house full of fleas does the whole place reek or what.people who claim to be cat lovers and then have more cats than they can properly take good care of have mental problems.please have the kitties nutured or spayed,you can have it done for free if mom cant afford it ill send you prepaid vouchers for your local vet if you live in thr usa. freadu (at) yahoo.com
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