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hemroid on my ass

I have a huge plum colored lump in the crack of my ass, it bleeds sometimes it aches sometimes and over all its a pain in the ass (go figure) I have been poking at it and its only increased in size. I am a 13 year old girl you might be able to understand my embarassment about all this, I dont wanna tell my parents and if I go to a doctor he'll have to look at my ass (I'm shy about that kinda thing)

ALSO

My vagina itches and I took a shower
I'm a virgin, could it be some kinda fungus?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (14)
latinbonita (6484)
2007-05-07 00:32:47
Who cares f he has to look at your ass ???? Your too worried about that . I mean He is a trained person. Hes seen worse. Go tell your mom right now , If not you might regret it later something like that doesn't just go away , without preper medication
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big_dady (4918)
2007-05-07 04:32:09
you should drop by my office n all be gladly to see u r ass any time... baby. GO to a FUCKING doctor i don't think he will tell every one that he saw your ass... you know it could be serious ... any way i hope you get cured from it
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spamjavelin (7659)
2007-05-07 06:47:07
burn it off with a welding gun.
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Aroma (8164)
2007-05-07 07:11:10
Hemroids are common, Means yoru fecies are too dry. Tell your parents and get it removed for it will keep increasing.

As for yoru vagina, Do you wash yourself EVERYDAY? and change yoru underwear? If not. Please do so, or ask your motehr if you cna buy soem feminine wash :)

Good luck
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-05-07 08:48:46
FAKE
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smithee (4389)
2007-05-07 12:50:14
OWWW!!!!
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JSAMPIN (10466)
2007-09-08 23:34:25
DON'T BE AFRAID
GO TO THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT
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john07 (10830)
2007-09-26 00:55:00
you been around havent you.
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LosT_GuY1968 (10729)
2007-10-08 17:00:44
I think you have a infection that
went from your bum to vagina , I would recommend you getting medical attention .
Not being rude , I hope you weren't having anal sex , cause that is bad on a females rectum .. I do not mean to be rude but always wipe from the front to the back , never from the back to the front .
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LosT_GuY1968 (10729)
2007-10-08 17:02:55
@: LosT_GuY1968
I had hemmrhoids and they are painful

get some thing to take , for you to have

softer bowel movements , cause constipation

will cause hemmrhoids , You need a stool softener like colace .
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1wardancer (11905)
2007-11-25 07:54:14
I'm a virgin.....yeah RIGHT! You may want to call the CDC!!
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cranberri (11177)
2008-01-02 06:19:44
um syphillus???? you have to go to a doctor.... I overdosed on cocaine when I was a teen and to make sure i wasn't bleeding internally, i had to sit doggie syle and have a doctor stick his finger up my ass while three or so people looked on and when he pulled it out... he wiped it on a paper... for testing. That is 30X worse than what you will go through if you go to a doctor for this.
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lightningfeet (15178)
2008-08-13 13:03:16
Why tell us your age?... I'm highly suspicious of this post... age isn't really relevant unless your looking for sicko buddies. If real just go see a doctor ASAP
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TheLegendaryOne (15883)
2008-08-21 18:46:17
yeah go see the doctor....................
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