You are an idiot dont ever post this again.

While heterosexuality is obviously the inferior orientation, I suggest you just accept your friend's orientation. It's not his fault, he was just born that way. Be there to support him, but if he tries to reel you in with his bullshit hetero propaganda, you should eliminate the friendship.

I'm a doctor

ChrisUFC is a peadophile

No he is normal.

I think you should jump his dong. Trust me, there's nothing like getting pounded by a stiff prick. You're unaware of this because of your abnormal lesbian lifestyle, but hopefully, in time, you'll come to realize how awesome the penis is.

WTF??

Excuse me. YOU need to revise YOUR definitions because YOU are the idiot.

SEXUALITY is normal you stupid fvck. Whether it be hetero or homo.

Heterosexuality is one of the biggest problems our world faces next to global warming.

Heterosexuals are responsible for:

*overpopulation
*the failing institute of marriage which leads to:
*high divorce rates
*family murder/suicides

Marriage is perhaps the biggest scam yet pulled on mankind next to organized religion.

In addition;

Many men are hiding in marriages that they do not want to be in. These men have a preference for male on male relationships but because of society they entered a marriage for fear of being ostracized.

The heterosexual lifestyle is hurting our nation, our world. We must stop these maladjusted people. Homosexuality should be encouraged not hindered. Men need to have sex with other men.

I don't care what the damned lesbians do. Drive trucks, wear Timberland Boots, have butch haircuts, whatever. Just so long as they bathe and don't converse with me.

OMFG Have U even gotten laid yet? Heterosexuals are not fucking gay ya prick

Yeah... heterosexual is straight, not homosexual which is gay. Well, maybe if you are a girl this is normal if you thought he was gay, but other than that no.