My girlfriend makes Helicopter sounds during sex - Is It Normal?

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My girlfriend makes Helicopter sounds during sex

i can always tell when my G/F is faking or not because when she is really into it she starts making helicopter sounds with her mouth and when she climaxes she makes a sound like a plane crashing (like Neeeir, Booom)

i dont understand this, i have asked her to stop but she says she cant and she doesnt know why she does it she just does.

is it normal for parteners to do things like this?

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Comments (13)

mischiefairy (7321)

2007-05-08 23:33:43

no..she is weird. i on the other hand sound like a porn star.lol

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McGreg (7610)

2007-05-09 01:19:06

No way that this is for real, unless your girlfriend is Walt Disneys niece or some other generic cartoonist person.

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CrazyMoFo (1953)

2007-05-09 01:54:44

Sure thats normal, let me know wen she starts bucking like a Reindeer, and chanting loudly like a horse kicking a waving her arms about, thrusting her body all over, while she rubbs her nipples so violently that she bleeds and pulls ur hair off ur ass. Then u may have something to worry about.

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brothershamass (380)

2007-05-09 06:53:14

Stick your socks in her mouth or her damp panties.

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spamjavelin (7659)

2007-05-09 07:13:39

she's obviously trying to tell you something...like eerr...get on a plane or helichopper and go to a different country because she needs a meat injection from the mighty spamjavelin.

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galeni (2821)

2007-05-09 07:35:13

simple man.. try to have sex with her in a helicopter. probably is a non so occult fantasy. besides sounds cool to get laid in a helicopter or airplane.
let us know if the sounds stop after that..

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happylandfill (5012)

2007-05-09 11:31:14

I think she wants to join the 'mile high club'.

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sisophous (3738)

2007-05-09 13:30:18

Sisophous doesn't know what to make of this story. I suppose she could be making more distracting noises such as a siren going off or an ambulance passing. Play a music CD and turn on a high speed floor fan to neutralize the effect of her noises.

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smartass (8255)

2007-05-11 17:56:55

yes very good not?

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FoobiPhi (8415)

2007-05-23 16:24:37

hahaha...she's funny.

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Soo_hotxxx (9082)

2007-06-27 12:29:40

soo not normal..
i do sound like a pornstar too