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Kicked that hoe out of the house
So I found out my b**ch girlfriend was getting out of line and messing around with other guys. I found out, and told that w**** not to double cross me again. I told her to go make me a f**king sammich. Once she was done, I slapped that sh*t out of her hand and was like "LOL GTFO b**ch."

Is this normal? I am sure it is, but being a Pimp, I got to know how to keep my b**ch in line.
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Comments (12)
SpankyRappeR (7962)
2007-05-09 20:49:12
good job... smack them hoes
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-05-09 20:51:07
Dont let the bitches get out of line ever! Keep the pimp hand strong, always!
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spamjavelin (7659)
2007-05-09 20:52:21
more tea vicar ?
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TheTheoryMan (8285)
2007-05-09 21:56:15
U SHOULD HAVE CUMMED ON HER FACE, VIDEOTAPED IT, AND SHOWED EVERYONE YOU KNOW. THAT WAY WHEN U FIND OUT A GUY HOOKS UP WITH HER, U CAN LAUGH AND BE LIKE LOOK I CUMMED ON HER FACE ON VIDEO !! GO SUCK MY DICK BY KISSING HER. GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM A SICK FUCK
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2007-05-09 23:22:25
Wat to do u tell a bitch with two black eyes ? ...

Nothing u already told her twice.
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ChrisEnder (8654)
2007-06-07 04:04:14
good job mate, no bitch should do that shit, they better show respect or they can get the fuck out
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Dom101 (8776)
2007-06-10 15:40:56
Keep your pimp hand strong
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blah123 (8547)
2007-07-01 03:00:30
oompa loompa
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beatles_steffi (9285)
2007-07-13 18:22:40
if she was your ho....and you were her pimp....why did you get mad at her messing around with other guys.......those other guys are your profit........fake
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greygong13 (9108)
2007-08-25 14:54:55
dat beeatch didn't make you a sammich? slap her ass!
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Gaara (5917)
2007-09-16 06:19:10
You done kick that hairy hoe out of your negra house dang hoe smokin' up all our weed I shoulda knocked her out 38 years ago before I married her mother.
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October (10003)
2007-09-26 18:03:23
Suuure. That's normal.

Just go to SLEEP, guy. Just go to sleep.

Tobra
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