O.k. for starters i am 14 and i am dating a 36 year old. We have had sex and my family knows about him and aprove but a month ago i was at a family party and me and my lover had just had sex when we where done i left the room i was in and my dad came and told me that my 3 year long relashenship was with my uncle. My dads brother to be specific. i love him so much and i dont care if i am insest but i still want some advice.
Mario:
"Erica you know i love you, but i gotta come clean. Im... im not really a man... Im a woman."
Erica:
"oh mah gawd yo' a wom'un?"
Mario:
"Well, actually, im not really a woman... im a horse."
Erica:
"oh mah gawd yo' a ho'wse?"
Mario:
"Well, actually, im not really a horse... im a broom."
*Mario takes off clothes and broom clatters to floor*
Diane:
"So, Erica how do you feel?"
Erica:
"to be honest witchu Diane, im su'prised."
so uhh, yea. wake the f*ck up and stop f*cking your uncle.
#2 EW! YOU'RE FREEKIN' INCEST!
#3 HE'S 20 FRICKEN 2 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU!
#4 YOU DON'T CARE?
#5 YOU'RE PARENTS APPROVE OF HAVING SEX WITH A MAN 20 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU WHICH THEY OBVIOUSLY KNOW IS YOUR UNCLE!
#6 EW!
#7 You're 14, stop having freekin' sex.
#8 EW!
#9 SICKO!
#10 I CAN'T FIND ANOTHER WORD TO DESCRIBE MY DISCUST!
Oh, BTW, this better be a joke.
BTWBTW, marked Fucked Up
Are you a poodle? ^.^
and ew that is so fucking discusting i rly hope this is a fucking hoax
They will sure to be proud!