as much as i don't want to admit it..chrisufc said pretty much what it is..just not in those words..just say what you feel you would be doing to the person if they were there

if your a girl stick the hand piece in your fanny or a guy up your arse

CRIKEY!!!
don't tell us your fantasies!!

G' day mate!! lol

Jesus I already told you. Here we go.

John and Garret.

John: "Hey garret... You wanna have some phone sex?"

Garret: "Yeah baby my dick misses you."

John: "Yeah my butthole misses your dick.."

Garret: "Speaking of buttholes my finger is in mine."

John: "Oh yeah baby, finger that butthole and think about it being my nose."

Garret: "Mmmmmmm baby I'm ganna cummm.."

John: "Cum for me.. Just like Smithee does.."

Chris you better stop using my name and making up fony stuff about me. Im telling Udi about this. Udi is gonna ban you.

.smithee "Im telling Udi about this." lol

Not only r u a f*cking gaylord, c*ck sucking, dildo ass blasting Queen, but Now ur a RAT as well.

Stick ur dick in the DVD drive of ur computer and fry.

I called udi yesterday and he told me your days were running short your self. He said the real smithee got baker acted by his parents because of the emotional stress you put on him so udi is blaming you.

phone is sex is just expressing your fantasies, saying what u are doing to them as if they were there, stuff like that, its fun

You shove a phone up your arse while humping a sheep. Try it, it's fun!

OPMGOMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGYESS OMG YES YES ok im done

This is not a fake number..... Call 1-800-for-talk.
You will learn all you need to know