Hermin a Gert VERSUS The Rival.

My mate, known locally as Hermin A Gert has a intense rivalry with his brother, know simply as The Rival.

In their younger days when they shared his mothers home, rivalries often broke out, in one famous incident, Rival had put some sausages in a frying pan for his tea but he forgot about them and they started to burn, Hermin simply watched the burn until they nearly set the kitchen on fire, when Rival asked Hermin why he had not advised him that the pan was on fire, Hermins simply stated 'Its Not My Job'... is this normal??

Hermin, when travelling to Northampton, once deliberately indicated to take a dual carriageway and at the last minute didnt take it, Rival however had seen Hermin indicate and took that route leaving himself having to travel out of his way, Hermin thought this was hilarious, is it normal???

Hermin a Gert once had his bedroom carpet damaged by a friend who lit a small fire in a metal bin, the heat melted part of the carpet so Hermin elected to cut a massive piece of carpet from under his bed to 'patch' up the mess, it was a grand failure. Is it normal????

Hermin A Gert once bought 500 used vinyll records, all of which where sh*te, is this normal????

Hermin A Gert also referred to his previous stepfather as a 'bearded b*s***d'.. is it normal?

When his mother went on holiday a load of his mates came round to watch a film, his Uncle came in to check on him and several of his friends had a Stockers on, is this normal???

Hermin once got a thumping from a mate for grassing him up to the old bill, the mate he grassed on later told Andy that his daughter had been stumped by a million folks and that they all pissed on her afterwards, is this normal???

This is Boza.

Do you think it's normal?

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