shove a hairspray bottle up your a55 you dirty little so and so...be sure to lube up first (unless you have an a55hole like smithees, he's a gay don't you know)

get one of those rubber balls with the tenticles that you can turn inside out turn it inside out and stick your c**k in the hole the sensation is wonderfull

You can also do the hang man. That is where you hang your self from the shower head and make sure you can easily step back onto the sides of the tub, then you get your self hard and jerk it while you hang by your neck and go light headed. They say when you nutt like that its the greatist feeling in the world and also can take the demons out of your body. Just make sure you dont black out and end up really hanging your self. Pussy.

that was the stupidest thing i have ever heard

i agree with random, i hope u end up hanging yourself,

uh well u should get a large enough shampoo bottle and stick it in and out
use plenty of lube and shamppooo and water it works everytime
the gatorade bottle is the perfect size for me empty it fill it with shamppo and water

if you have one of those removeable shower heads you know like the ones on a hose you can take it and put your balls on top of the stream so it is hitting the underside of your C**k and balls ad Jerk off normaly. use lots of lube and expect to take a long time cus it might

that dont sound good,better see a dr. before doing that again

it wouldnt hurt if you had 4sking get a girl in there with you

i fuckin hate u douche bags who all u do is get on here and comment shit on ppls storys when ur probly some stupid ass fatkids who do nothin but just that all day while eatin twinkies and ur lives r probly just as fucked up if not more than the ppl ur talkin all this shit to... burn in hell bitches!!!!!!

that was a little harsh, but i completly agree pheonix