If your religion says you cant get drunk then you should probly not tri to pick up girls in bars they wouldnt be your type.

your religion sucks

ChrisUFC: The thing is, most women who hang out in bars are very beautiful. I've been downtown a lot of times passing bars and I always see attractive women walking out the doors.

ChrisUFC: One more thing I forgot to mention. It's against my religion to get drunk, but it's ok for me to drink, as long as I'm not drunk.

I'm still a little concerned though, because the Dark Side could try to pull me in if I fiddle with alcohol too much.

Ok girls in clubs or bars are always hot and out to have a good time with fun guys but if you are letting your religion retrict you to this degree they might find you boring. Do what you want its your life but I wouldnt consider you a sinner for having a good time drinking just keep in mind alot of those girls are not there for relationships only to dance and have a good time or go suck off some dudes in the back alley behind the joint. GOOD LUCK

i personally don't drink..my choice. but if you which to go into bars to meet people i think you could do that. if your religion says you can drink but not get drunk, but you wish for girls not to notice while trying to meet them ....

try this, order a weak type of alcohol mixed with coke or sprite..and sip on it. when you finish it go to the bar and order a PLAIN coke or sprite. pretty smart huh. she will never notice. just switch it up. when you feel you want another alcoholic beverage get one. don't get it cuz of pressure.

The white rodent who is the lord above all of us, leader of all religions, the ultimate god, on this occassion, grants you permission to get absolutely drunk, bladdered and in a mess.

So do not worry, get pissed and get laid.

Oh shut the hell up with that shit its getting old.

mischiefairy: Do most bars serve soda?

Oh by the way MightOfTheMass, I laughed at that post.

ChrisUFC: Yeah, I see where you're coming from, I was raised by a super religious family. I used to go in bars back in 2006 but only because I wanted to play pool with people.

No offense, but if I saw some guy in a bar with just a soda I might be a little put off if he were to hit on me. Try water.

Well dont let your religion stop you from drinking and having a good time, you said it your self you can drink but not get drunk so take advantage of that and get out there and be your self. Your not killing people or anything just trying to meet new people and there is nothing wrong with that.

yes..i used to be a bartender....how do you think they make jack and coke 7&7..long islands have a spritz of coke in it..they will just charge you for it a little cheaper..like depending on the bar..any where from 1 - 4 dollars..no biggie.

You shut the fuck up Christine you dick eating bitch.

The rodent will kill thee.

Also, there's the ol' "I've had enough tonight".

I think you'd have to drink more than 1 glass to get drunk.

The rodent is going to get a golden shower from me just has soon as I see him, dont worry.

Why does your comment not surprise me? I'll tell you... because you have a unhealthy obsession with sexual acts with animals and mens arse holes.

Chris, just get to grips with your life, seek medical help, you must be so depressed knowing everyone loathes you because you are a pooofter and a rent boy.

The rodents day will come and you shall be forthed with all hickories. The Roman Army could not hold back the forthers so I dont think you will stand a chance.

Do all of your family and friends a favour... you have no friends I hear, well, just sacrifice yourself to the rodents feet and thy shall be forgiven.

I have plenty of friends you freak. Pissing on a rat is not sexul its just degrading.

The White Rodent is not a rat, you have been told this numerous times.

Having said that, pissing on a Rat is probably the closest you will ever get to any form of sexual fulfillment, other than when you rent out your own arse to fellow fudge nudgers.

It depends on what you deem as 'plenty' when it comes to plenty of friends. I personally doubt you have many at all, I could be wrong though, I was once wrong in the past, several years ago.

Christine.... your time will come and no doubt the little chinese boy or the flock of sheep will eventually get over it.

Intestine, Festerment, Consumptionus, Njord, in hell, Chris(tine)UFC(7139).

You are both so crazy its not even funny anymore. Get a life.

You should tip the barman really well at the beginning of the night and tell him that every time you order, you'll ask for a vodka soda but ask him to only pour you a soda. Then you won't look like a dickhead. (To her anyway - though the barman will get a good laugh out of it!) But it really doesn't matter, because once she finds out you're a weak minded nancy boy who believes in fairytales, she'll piss her herself laughing and in no time the whole bar will be laughing and pointing at you for STILL believing in such nonsense at your age. Then you'll have to leave in embarrassment and go home and jerk it with your finger in your ass for the rest of your life because you are such a mindless loser. LOL!

Ha Ha Ha....

The best response Ive read in a long, long time.

All of it also true !!

just order a coke and if anyone asks just say its a rum coke

Get over it and drink you *sshole. What the hell kind of religion doesn't let you drink??

Correct a piss poor religion if you ask me, our leader and god of all, The Great White Rodent encourages much drinking, drink until you drop states the rodent.

you wont look stupid but agree with every comment above mine about not dating a drunk girl if you hate drinking. But do you really want to pay 5 bucks for a retarted soda, to pick up a retarted girl?

just tell chicks that your the designated driver and it will probably turn them on

your will look like the biggest douchbag within a 6 mile radius