The Smithee's are like an enigma, there are three all together. The one you will soon come to hate is .Smithee. He thinks he's a chick magnet and wishes stargirl would give him the time of day but his pic shows other wise.

There is nothing wrong with him. There were some couple geeks with 1 inch dick made fun of him for no reason.

Im a legend on here and the girls crave me. Get in line girls, the chick magnet is ready to serve you.

And you Chris are a shit stirrer. Dont use my name in vain you prik. I earned my reputation.

Your not the real Smithee.

Im the real Smithee and Im the only one not a coward on here and put up my real photo. The rest of you are phonies, all you do is talk trash. I dont see Chris doing it. The chump just puts up gay guys all the time. He probably looks like Pee Wee Herman in real life.

Its funny you bring up Pee Wee, he got arrested about an hour south of me for jerking his wang in a movie theator a few years back. Smithee if your pic is real then you can call mine real too.

.smithee you fucking ugly as all shit in ur pic!

one of the smithees is an asshole one is way awesome and the last is a mix of the two

which smithee are you talking about

smithee girls dont crave you, GUYS do. and i STRONGLY agree with gawjuz

I can promise you: we don't...

And all along i was thinking you were a guy.And your probably a good looking girl.Damn i don't argue with girls unless they piss me off.Be cool.

Poor little thing, clearly you have trouble with reading as well as your 'other' problems.

"smithee girls dont crave you, GUYS do." - Now, as a male I felt the need to defend myself, and the rest of the male population, by pointing out that we do NOT crave Smithee. However, if you want to argue with that, fair enough; who am I to disagree with your sexual preference.

OK i misread the fucking post so what.You may very well be a guy but your still a pussy.I don't like people that nit pick everybody's posts.And i don't have a gay bone in my body Bobert but i would like to stick my eleven inch foot up your ass.Now go fuck your spell checker beocth!

I especially loved the way that when you thought I was a girl you tried to get into my good books with a bit of desperate flirting - "your probably a good looking girl"

Can you explain how I am a "pussy" or are you just throwing out random insults that make no sense seeing as you know nothing about me?

Also, most people who claim to be straight wouldn't want to put *anything* up another males anus. Maybe you should rethink a few things.

Now go fuck your anger management coach beocth! (Whatever that is...)

I know enough about you to know your a English teacher or something, i know i misspell words and use bad punctuation but who cares.Your the type when somebody makes a mistake you just have got to point it out.I will tell you that shit is going to get your ass kicked one of these days.Like i said your a fucking pussy because you nit pick peoples posts.It had nothing to do with flirting you fucking hose bag,i was trying to be nice.Im not in anger management but you are starting to piss me off.And yes i would still like to stick my foot up your pussy ass.(Desperate flirting) you must be fucking nuts i get laid whenever i want ive been married for twelve years.

Your poor wife... Do you unleash your anger on her too?

"I know enough about you to know your a English teacher or something" - That's quite varied is it not? I know you are quite clearly "something" too but I don't claim to know anything about you.

"Like i said your a f**king pussy because you nit pick peoples posts" - That makes me a pussy? Do you even know what a "pussy" is? Also, I made one joke when you misspelled a word and you went off on one; most likely due to your insecurity. The joke was mainly aimed at the way you spelled it rather that you as a person. That is not nit picking; it's a joke. It's not my fault you are sensitive and feel the need to follow me round the site constantly bringing it up over and over again.

"It had nothing to do with flirting you f**king hose bag,i was trying to be nice" - So you only wanted to be nice to me when you thought I was a girl? That's special treatment is it not? Were you hoping you could get something from me as a woman that you could not get from me as a man?

"And yes i would still like to stick my foot up your pussy ass" - I'd prefer it if you didn't... I'm not a homophobe or anything; I'm just not into all the S&M stuff you seem to want.

"Im not in anger management but you are starting to piss me off" - That's quite cute. I *really* affect you so much as to raise emotion? Awww

That's it you little bastard im coming to your house and kicking your fucking ass!Just kidding you little wanker.When i said i want to stick my foot up your ass i am referring to a swift kick from my powerful leg.As far as anger on the wife i let her win i live with her.Just stop nit picking and me and you will get along just fine.Enough said.

I'm glad your hostility is going down. We'll get past this if we work hard. If we work together. Just remember: I'm here for you.

That's good do you got experience in anger management.Because if so i my need to call upon your professionalism in this field to calm me down.

depends which 1 ure talking about

yes he is